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SantaPaws
11-10-2008, 12:16 PM
The Twelve Days of What!?!
Ok, here is the game, and I will start first. You probably remember the Christmas song, “The Twelve Days of Christmas” Each person must make up their own part of the song but keep in the line with the person starting the 12 days of Christmas. Meaning, if I said, “On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me. A hound dog in my tree.” Then the 2nd person must have the second day has something to do with hound dogs or animals. It has to be simlar to what I came up with. After the 12th day, the next person can change the subject and then everyone must follow suite with them. And another note, you don’t have to say my true love gave to me. You can say anything as long as it follows suite with what the first person said. And instead of the person staring back to One, he can reverse it and start at 12 to confuse everyone. Meaning that everyone must pay attention.
Here we go.
On the fist day of Christmas my Goofy Girlfriend gave to me. A hound dog in a tree!
Sickie Ickie
11-10-2008, 12:33 PM
On the 2nd day of Christmas my Goofy Girlfriend gave to me:Fleas in my bed, and a
hound dog in a tree!
SantaPaws
11-10-2008, 12:37 PM
On the 3rd day of Christmas my mother gave to me. Three cat toys, Fleas in my bed, and a hound dog in a tree!
Sickie Ickie
11-10-2008, 12:42 PM
On the 4th day of Christmas my mother gave to me. four hairless cats, three cat toys, Fleas in my bed, and a hound dog in a tree!
SantaPaws
11-10-2008, 12:46 PM
On the 5th day of Christmas my shrink gave me to me; 5 Golden Retrievers, four hairless cats, three cat toys, Fleas in my bed, and a hound dog in a tree!
Mummy deer-est
11-10-2008, 07:16 PM
On the 6th day of christmas my vet gave to me: 6 overdue bills, ***5 Golden Retrievers***, four hairless cats, three cat toys, fleas in my bed, and a hound dog in a tree!
Sickie Ickie
11-10-2008, 08:55 PM
On the 6th day of Christmas my vet gave to me: 7 Heartworm shots, 6 overdue bills, ***5 Golden Retrievers***, four hairless cats, three cat toys, fleas in my bed, and a hound dog in a tree!
SantaPaws
11-11-2008, 04:22 AM
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave me to me; 8 naked mole rats, 7 Heartworm shots, 6 overdue bills, ***5 Golden Retrievers***, four hairless cats, three cat toys, fleas in my bed, and a hound dog under my tree!
Sickie Ickie
11-11-2008, 08:13 AM
On the 9th day of Christmas my shaman gave me to me; 9 bones to ward of spirits, 8 naked mole rats, 7 Heartworm shots, 6 overdue bills, ***5 Golden Retrievers***, four hairless cats, three cat toys, fleas in my bed, and a hound dog under my tree!
SantaPaws
11-11-2008, 07:24 PM
On the 10th day of Christmas my zen master gave to me; 10 tadpoles, 9 bones to ward of spirits, 8 naked mole rats, 7 Heartworm shots, 6 overdue bills, ***5 Golden Retrievers***, four hairless cats, three cat toys, fleas in my bed, and a hound dog under my tree!
Mummy deer-est
11-12-2008, 06:40 AM
On the 11th day of Christmas my invisible friend gave to me; 11 invisible chickens, 10 tadpoles, 9 bones to ward of spirits, 8 naked mole rats, 7 Heartworm shots, 6 overdue bills, ***5 Golden Retrievers***, four hairless cats, threee cat toys, fleas in my bed, and a hound dog under my tree!
Sickie Ickie
11-12-2008, 10:01 AM
On the 12th day of Christmas my psychiatrist gave to me; 12 anti hallucinagents, 11 invisible chickens, 10 tadpoles, 9 bones to ward of spirits, 8 naked mole rats, 7 Heartworm shots, 6 overdue bills, ***5 Golden Retrievers***, four hairless cats, threee cat toys, fleas in my bed, and a hound dog under my tree!
SantaPaws
11-12-2008, 10:06 AM
Ha ha, I get to start it over again.
One the first day of Christmas my true love gave me a toliet under my tree.
Clarice
11-12-2008, 12:50 PM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me; 2 toilet brushes and a toilet under my tree.
SantaPaws
11-12-2008, 12:57 PM
On the third day of Christmas Roto Rotter gave to me; 3 pink plungers, 2 toilet brushes and a toilet under my tree.
childofthenight
11-12-2008, 02:24 PM
on the 4th day of christmas my true love gave to me..4 tidy bowl men,3 pink plungers,2 toilet brushes and a toilet under my tree
MerryBells
11-15-2008, 07:38 PM
On the Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....5 Toilet Ducks.....4 tidy bowl men,3 pink plungers,2 toilet brushes and a toilet under my tree
Warrant2000
11-17-2008, 12:52 PM
On the Sixth day of Christmas my treu love gave to me...6 sheets of double ply extra soft toilet paper, 5 Toilet Ducks, 4 tidy bowl men,3 pink plungers,2 toilet brushes and a toilet under my tree
Clarice
12-19-2008, 08:17 AM
On the Seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...7 handle jiggles, 6 sheets of double ply extra soft toilet paper, 5 Toilet Ducks, 4 tidy bowl men,3 pink plungers,2 toilet brushes and a toilet under my tree
SantaPaws
12-19-2008, 08:26 AM
On the 8th day of Christmas the goverment gave to me 8 toliet chains, 7 handle jiggles, 6 sheets of double ply extra soft toilet paper, 5 Toilet Ducks, 4 tidy bowl men,3 pink plungers,2 toilet brushes and a toilet under my tree.
Clarice
12-19-2008, 08:29 AM
On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...9 courtesy flushes, 8 toliet chains, 7 handle jiggles, 6 sheets of double ply extra soft toilet paper, 5 Toilet Ducks, 4 tidy bowl men, 3 pink plungers, 2 toilet brushes and a toilet under my tree.
Sickie Ickie
12-19-2008, 01:48 PM
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...10 Tidy Bowl tablets, 9 courtesy flushes, 8 toliet chains, 7 handle jiggles, 6 sheets of double ply extra soft toilet paper, 5 Toilet Ducks, 4 tidy bowl men, 3 pink plungers, 2 toilet brushes and a toilet under my tree.
Clarice
08-19-2009, 08:38 AM
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...11 ballcocks, 10 Tidy Bowl tablets, 9 courtesy flushes, 8 toilet chains, 7 handle jiggles, 6 sheets of double ply extra soft toilet paper, 5 Toilet Ducks, 4 tidy bowl men, 3 pink plungers, 2 toilet brushes and a toilet under my tree.
Just Whisper
08-19-2009, 08:54 AM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...12 feet of plumbing snake, 11 ballcocks, 10 Tidy Bowl tablets, 9 courtesy flushes, 8 toilet chains, 7 handle jiggles, 6 sheets of double ply extra soft toilet paper, 5 Toilet Ducks, 4 tidy bowl men, 3 pink plungers, 2 toilet brushes and a toilet under my tree. Then I broke up with her...he he he
chris
08-19-2009, 09:51 AM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...12 feet of plumbing snake, 11 ballcocks, 10 Tidy Bowl tablets, 9 courtesy flushes, 8 toilet chains, 7 handle jiggles, 6 sheets of double ply extra soft toilet paper, 5 Toilet Ducks, 4 tidy bowl men, 3 pink plungers, 2 toilet brushes and a toilet under my tree. Then I broke up with her...he he he
:)LOL!!!! What are ballcocks!!!think:
Just Whisper
08-19-2009, 07:11 PM
Is this what you were thinking of? LOL
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/3152gfFdAtL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
Or were you thinking of "something else"?
Just Whisper
08-19-2009, 07:13 PM
On the first day of Christmas my travel agent gave to me... a one way ticket to Siberia.
theedwin
08-19-2009, 11:16 PM
On the second day of Christmas my travel agent gave to me... 2 snow shoes and a one way ticket to Siberia.
chris
08-20-2009, 08:17 AM
On the third day of Christmas my travel agent gave to me.. 3 pairs of socks, 2 snow shoes and a one way ticket to Siberia.
Clarice
08-20-2009, 12:19 PM
On the fourth day of Christmas my travel agent gave to me... 4 hand warmers, 3 pairs of socks, 2 snow shoes and a one way ticket to Siberia.
EnlightenedGrinch
08-20-2009, 07:26 PM
On the fifth day of Christmas my travel agent gave to me... 5 Purple Snuggies, 4 hand warmers, 3 pairs of socks, 2 snow shoes and a one way ticket to Siberia.
Just Whisper
08-20-2009, 10:01 PM
On the sixth day of Christmas my travel agent gave to me... 6 frisky huskies, 5 Purple Snuggies, 4 hand warmers, 3 pairs of socks, 2 snow shoes and a one way ticket to Siberia.
theedwin
08-22-2009, 07:26 PM
On the seventh day of Christmas my travel agent gave to me... 7 get well cards, 6 frisky huskies, 5 Purple Snuggies, 4 hand warmers, 3 pairs of socks, 2 snow shoes and a one way ticket to Siberia.
bethene
08-23-2009, 09:50 AM
On the 8th day of christmas my travel agent gave to me, 8 pairs of long johns..7 get well cards..6 frisky huskies, 5 Purple snuggies,4 hand warmers, 3 pairs of socks, 2 snow shoes, and a one way ticket to Siberia.
EnlightenedGrinch
08-23-2009, 07:45 PM
On the ninth day of christmas my travel agent gave to me-- 9 Starbucks gift cards, 8 pairs of long johns..7 get well cards..6 frisky huskies, 5 Purple snuggies,4 hand warmers, 3 pairs of socks, 2 snow shoes, and a one way ticket to Siberia.
(You know Starbucks are EVERYWHERE!)
Just Whisper
08-23-2009, 09:04 PM
On the tenth day of Christmas my travel agent gave to me...10 MREs, 9 Starbucks gift cards, 8 pairs of long johns..7 get well cards..6 frisky huskies, 5 purple snuggies, 4 hand warmers, 3 pairs of socks, 2 snow shoes, and a one way ticket to Siberia.
theedwin
08-24-2009, 02:58 AM
On the eleventh day of Christmas my travel agent gave to me... 11 pounds of concrete, 10 MREs, 9 Starbucks gift cards, 8 pairs of long johns..7 get well cards..6 frisky huskies, 5 purple snuggies, 4 hand warmers, 3 pairs of socks, 2 snow shoes, and a one way ticket to Siberia.
(if I got any of this crap from my travel agent - including the Starbucks gift cards - I would fire them!!!)
Just Whisper
08-24-2009, 07:57 AM
I'm really curious edwin...what will you do with the concrete in Siberia? build a foundation for your new house? LOL
Just Whisper
08-24-2009, 07:59 AM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my travel agent gave to me... 12 farewell kisses, 11 pounds of concrete, 10 MREs, 9 Starbucks gift cards, 8 pairs of long johns..7 get well cards..6 frisky huskies, 5 purple snuggies, 4 hand warmers, 3 pairs of socks, 2 snow shoes, and a one way ticket to Siberia.
Sickie Ickie
08-25-2009, 07:59 AM
On the first day of Christmas my Dentist gave to me- dentures for wearing you see.
Just Whisper
08-25-2009, 08:49 PM
On the second day of Christmas my dentist gave to me...2 root canals, and dentures for wearing you see.
theedwin
08-25-2009, 09:35 PM
On the third day of Christmas my dentist gave to me...3 Tootsie pops, 2 root canals, and dentures for wearing you see.
Just Whisper
08-26-2009, 10:13 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas my dentist gave to me...4 shots of Novocaine, 3 Tootsie pops, 2 root canals, and dentures for wearing you see.
EnlightenedGrinch
08-26-2009, 07:17 PM
On the fifth day of Christmas my dentist gave to me... 5 painful X-rays, 4 shots of Novocaine, 3 Tootsie pops, 2 root canals, and dentures for wearing you see.
theedwin
08-26-2009, 08:14 PM
On the sixth day of Christmas my dentist gave to me... A 6 Thousand Dollar BILL.. 5 painful X-rays, 4 shots of Novocaine, 3 Tootsie pops, 2 root canals, and dentures for wearing you see.
Just Whisper
08-27-2009, 09:34 AM
On the seventh day of Christmas my dentist gave to me... 7minutes of nitrous, A 6 Thousand Dollar BILL.. 5 painful X-rays, 4 shots of Novocaine, 3 Tootsie pops, 2 root canals, and dentures for wearing you see.
Clarice
08-29-2009, 12:41 PM
On the eighth day of Christmas my dentist gave to me... 8 hygenists scraping, 7minutes of nitrous, A 6 Thousand Dollar BILL.. 5 painful X-rays, 4 shots of Novocaine, 3 Tootsie pops, 2 root canals, and dentures for wearing you see.
Just Whisper
08-30-2009, 04:44 PM
On the ninth day of Christmas my dentist gave to me... 9 porcelain fillings, 8 hygienists scraping, 7 minutes of nitrous, A 6 Thousand Dollar BILL, 5 painful X-rays, 4 shots of Novocaine, 3 Tootsie pops, 2 root canals, and dentures for wearing you see.
EnlightenedGrinch
08-30-2009, 07:11 PM
On the tenth day of Christmas my dentist gave to me... 10 feet of waxed floss, 9 porcelain fillings, 8 hygienists scraping, 7 minutes of nitrous, A 6 Thousand Dollar BILL, 5 painful X-rays, 4 shots of Novocaine, 3 Tootsie pops, 2 root canals, and dentures for wearing you see.
bethene
08-30-2009, 08:21 PM
On the eleventh day of christmas my dentist gave to me 11 gold crowns, 10 feet of waxed floss, 9 porcelaiin fillings 8 hygienists scraping, 7 minutes of nitrous, a 6 thousand dollar bill, 5 painful xrays, 4 shots of novacaine, 3 tootsie pops, 2 root cannels, and dentures for wearing you see
Just Whisper
08-30-2009, 09:08 PM
On the twelfth day of christmas my dentist gave to me... 12 days to pay up, 11 gold crowns, 10 feet of waxed floss, 9 porcelain fillings, 8 hygienists scraping, 7 minutes of nitrous, a 6 thousand dollar bill, 5 painful xrays, 4 shots of novocaine, 3 tootsie pops, 2 root canals, and dentures for wearing you see
bethene
08-31-2009, 07:28 PM
On the first day of Christmas my boss gave to me one hour over time,
Just Whisper
08-31-2009, 07:31 PM
On the second day of Christmas my boss gave to me...2 sexy secretaries, and one hour of over time
theedwin
08-31-2009, 07:34 PM
On the third day of Christmas, my boss gave to me..... 3 new employees, 2 sexy secretaries, and one hour of over time
Just Whisper
08-31-2009, 07:55 PM
On the fourth day of Christmas, my boss gave to me..... 4 IBM Copiers, 3 new employees, 2 sexy secretaries, and one hour of over time
Sickie Ickie
09-01-2009, 08:35 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas, my boss gave to me..... 5 Harassment suits, 4 IBM Copiers, 3 new employees, 2 sexy secretaries, and one hour of over time
Just Whisper
09-01-2009, 08:32 PM
On the sixth day of Christmas, my boss gave to me..... 6 pretty bar graphs, 5 Harassment suits, 4 IBM Copiers, 3 new employees, 2 sexy secretaries, and one hour of over time
EnlightenedGrinch
09-02-2009, 04:29 PM
On the seventh day of Christmas, my boss gave to me..... 7 reams of paper, 6 pretty bar graphs, 5 Harassment suits, 4 IBM Copiers, 3 new employees, 2 sexy secretaries, and one hour of over time
Just Whisper
09-03-2009, 09:38 PM
On the eighth day of Christmas, my boss gave to me..... 8 paper clips, 7 reams of paper, 6 pretty bar graphs, 5 Harassment suits, 4 IBM Copiers, 3 new employees, 2 sexy secretaries, and one hour of over time
theedwin
09-03-2009, 10:01 PM
On the ninth day of Christmas, my boss gave to me..... 9 angry customers, 8 paper clips, 7 reams of paper, 6 pretty bar graphs, 5 Harassment suits, 4 IBM Copiers, 3 new employees, 2 sexy secretaries, and one hour of over time
EnlightenedGrinch
09-04-2009, 07:24 PM
On the tenth day of Christmas, my boss gave to me..... 10 boxes of mini-moo's, 9 angry customers, 8 paper clips, 7 reams of paper, 6 pretty bar graphs, 5 Harassment suits, 4 IBM Copiers, 3 new employees, 2 sexy secretaries, and one hour of over time.
bethene
09-04-2009, 07:57 PM
On the eleventh day of Christmas my boss gave to me, 11 pennies for a raise, 10 boxes of mini-moos, 9 angry customers, 8 paper clips, 7 reams of paper, 6 pretty bar graphs, 5 harrassments suits, 4 IBM copiers, 3 new employees ,2 sexy secretaries, ane 1 hour of overtime.
Just Whisper
09-05-2009, 06:26 AM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my boss gave to me... 12 phones to answer, 11 pennies for a raise, 10 boxes of mini-moos, 9 angry customers, 8 paper clips, 7 reams of paper, 6 pretty bar graphs, 5 harrassments suits, 4 IBM copiers, 3 new employees ,2 sexy secretaries, ane 1 hour of overtime.
Sickie Ickie
09-05-2009, 09:04 AM
On the first day of Christmas my baker gave to me... 1 iced cup cake
Just Whisper
09-05-2009, 07:56 PM
On the second day of Christmas my baker gave to me...2 muffin tins, and 1 iced cup cake
EnlightenedGrinch
09-05-2009, 09:33 PM
On the third day of Christmas my baker gave to me... 3 gingerbread men, 2 muffin tins, and 1 iced cup cake.
bethene
09-07-2009, 06:50 PM
On the fourth day of Christmas my baker gave to me 4 creme curls, 3 gingerbread men, 2 muffing tins, and 1 iced cup cake
Just Whisper
09-07-2009, 09:11 PM
On the fifth day of Christmas my baker gave to me... 5 glazed donuts, 4 creme curls, 3 gingerbread men, 2 muffin tins, and 1 iced cup cake
bethene
09-09-2009, 08:39 PM
On the sixth day of christmas my baker gave to me 6 elcairs, 5 glazed donuts. 4 creme curls, 3 gingerbread men, 2 muffin tins, and 1 iced cup cake.
EnlightenedGrinch
09-11-2009, 09:59 PM
On the seventh day of Christmas my baker gave to me... 7 lady fingers, 6 elcairs, 5 glazed donuts. 4 creme curls, 3 gingerbread men, 2 muffin tins, and 1 iced cup cake.
EnlightenedGrinch
09-12-2009, 09:09 PM
On the eighth day of Christmas my baker gave to me... 8 bowls for licking, 7 lady fingers, 6 elcairs, 5 glazed donuts. 4 creme curls, 3 gingerbread men, 2 muffin tins, and 1 iced cup cake.
Just Whisper
09-13-2009, 06:16 PM
On the ninth day of Christmas my baker gave to me... 9 cherry turnovers, 8 bowls for licking, 7 lady fingers, 6 eclairs, 5 glazed donuts. 4 creme curls, 3 gingerbread men, 2 muffin tins, and 1 iced cup cake.
bethene
09-13-2009, 07:46 PM
On the tenth day of Christmas my Baker gave to me 10 pumpkin pies, 9 cherry turn overs.8 bowls for licking, 7 lady fingers, 6 eclairs, 5 glazed donuts, 4 creme curls, 3 gingerbread men, 2 muffin tins, and 1 iced cup cake.
Just Whisper
09-15-2009, 09:44 PM
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Baker gave to me...11 tasty tarts, 10 pumpkin pies, 9 cherry turnovers, 8 bowls for licking, 7 lady fingers, 6 eclairs, 5 glazed donuts, 4 creme curls, 3 gingerbread men, 2 muffin tins, and 1 iced cup cake.
EnlightenedGrinch
09-17-2009, 08:21 PM
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Baker gave to me... 12 sugar cookies, 11 tasty tarts, 10 pumpkin pies, 9 cherry turnovers, 8 bowls for licking, 7 lady fingers, 6 eclairs, 5 glazed donuts, 4 creme curls, 3 gingerbread men, 2 muffin tins, and 1 iced cup cake.
Just Whisper
09-18-2009, 09:12 AM
On the first day of winter Winter Mistress gave to me...the North Star so everyone could see.
Sickie Ickie
09-18-2009, 11:20 AM
On the 2nd day of winter Winter Mistress gave to me...2 floaty snow flakes, and the North Star so everyone could see.
chris
09-18-2009, 04:02 PM
On the 3rd day of winter Winter Mistress gave to me... 3 wise men, 2 floaty snow flakes, and the North Star so everyone could see.
Just Whisper
09-18-2009, 10:13 PM
On the 4th day of winter, Winter Mistress gave to me... 4 icicles, 3 wise men, 2 floaty snow flakes, and the North Star so everyone could see.
bethene
09-20-2009, 10:45 AM
on the 5th day of winter, Winter Mistress gave to me 5 snow laden fir trees, 4 icicles, 3 wisemen, 2 floaty snow flakes, and the North Star so every one could see,
EnlightenedGrinch
09-21-2009, 08:37 PM
On the 6th day of winter, Winter Mistress gave to me... 6 pairs of mittens, 5 snow laden fir trees, 4 icicles, 3 wisemen, 2 floaty snow flakes, and the North Star so every one could see,
Wiggy
10-01-2009, 02:04 PM
On the 7th day of winter, Winter Mistress gave to me... 7 hand knit scarves, 6 pairs of mittens, 5 snow laden fir trees, 4 icicles, 3 wisemen, 2 floaty snow flakes, and the North Star so everyone could see.
bethene
10-02-2009, 08:39 PM
on the 8th day of Christmas MistressWinter gave to me 8 frosted window panes, 7 hand knit scarfs, 6 pairs of mittens, 5 snow laden fir trees, 4 icicles, 3 wisemen, 2 floaty snow flakes, and the north star so everyone could see
Sickie Ickie
10-02-2009, 09:37 PM
on the 9th day of Christmas Mistress Winter gave to me 9 used hankies, 8 frosted window panes, 7 hand knit scarfs, 6 pairs of mittens, 5 snow laden fir trees, 4 icicles, 3 wisemen, 2 floaty snow flakes, and the north star so everyone could see
Wiggy
10-03-2009, 04:31 PM
On the 10th day of Christmas, Mistress Winter gave to me 10 furry hats, 9 used hankies, 8 frosted window panes, 7 hand knit scarfs, 6 pairs of mittens, 5 snow laden fir trees, 4 icicles, 3 wisemen, 2 floaty snow flakes, and the north star so everyone could see.
Just Whisper
10-03-2009, 05:37 PM
On the 11th day of Christmas, Mistress Winter gave to me...11 dancing snowmen, 10 furry hats, 9 used hankies, 8 frosted window panes, 7 hand knit scarfs, 6 pairs of mittens, 5 snow laden fir trees, 4 icicles, 3 wise men, 2 floaty snow flakes, and the north star so everyone could see.
EnlightenedGrinch
10-03-2009, 09:59 PM
What happened? First she was Winter Mistress, now she's Mistress Winter!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Mistress Winter gave to me...12 Skating Penguins, 11 dancing snowmen, 10 furry hats, 9 used hankies, 8 frosted window panes, 7 hand knit scarfs, 6 pairs of mittens, 5 snow laden fir trees, 4 icicles, 3 wise men, 2 floaty snow flakes, and the north star so everyone could see.
Sickie Ickie
10-04-2009, 08:25 AM
at least she was the mistress of somebody! maybe this year she won't be so fridgid! LOL
Just Whisper
10-04-2009, 08:35 AM
Bethene apparently didn't like it the way I had it so she changed it. And who am I to disagree? LOL Sickie, LMAO, and why didn't you start a new one?
Okay...I will start again.
On the first day of my new job my boss gave to me...A cubicle from which I couldn't see.
Wiggy
10-04-2009, 11:20 AM
On the 2nd day of my new job my boss gave to me... 2 pen holders, and a cubicle from which I couldn't see.
Sickie Ickie
10-04-2009, 11:32 AM
On the 3rd day of my new job my boss gave to me... 3 competitive co-workers, 2 pen holders, and a cubicle from which I couldn't see.
Wiggy
10-04-2009, 01:19 PM
On the 4th day of my new job my boss gave to me... 4 motivational posters, 3 competitive co-workers, 2 pen holders, and a cubicle from which I couldn't see.
EnlightenedGrinch
10-04-2009, 08:09 PM
at least she was the mistress of somebody! maybe this year she won't be so fridgid! LOL
Boo, Sickie! That was COLD !!
Sickie Ickie
10-05-2009, 07:51 AM
I would have thought of more, but I FROZE up. LOL
On the 5th day of my new job my boss gave to me... 5 reports due yesterdaaaaaaaaaay, 4 motivational posters, 3 competitive co-workers, 2 pen holders, and a cubicle from which I couldn't see.
Just Whisper
10-05-2009, 09:28 AM
On the 6th day of my new job my boss gave to me... 6 attaboys, 5 reports due yesterdaaaaaaaaaay, 4 motivational posters, 3 competitive co-workers, 2 pen holders, and a cubicle from which I couldn't see.
Wiggy
10-05-2009, 02:25 PM
On the 7th day of my new job my boss gave to me... 7 forwarded e-mails, 6 attaboys, 5 reports due yesterdaaaaaay, 4 motivational posters, 3 competitive co-workers, 2 pen holders, and a cubicle from which I couldn't see.
chris
10-05-2009, 02:40 PM
On the 8th day of my new job my boss gave to me... 8 why did you do thats, 7 forwarded e-mails, 6 attaboys, 5 reports due yesterdaaaaaay, 4 motivational posters, 3 competitive co-workers, 2 pen holders, and a cubicle from which I couldn't see.
Just Whisper
10-05-2009, 06:40 PM
On the 9th day of my new job my boss gave to me... 9 carry-out lunch orders, 8 why did you do thats, 7 forwarded e-mails, 6 attaboys, 5 reports due yesterdaaaaaay, 4 motivational posters, 3 competitive co-workers, 2 pen holders, and a cubicle from which I couldn't see.
EnlightenedGrinch
10-05-2009, 07:47 PM
On the tenth day of my new job my boss gave to me... 10 public butt-chewings, 9 carry-out lunch orders, 8 why did you do thats, 7 forwarded e-mails, 6 attaboys, 5 reports due yesterdaaaaaay, 4 motivational posters, 3 competitive co-workers, 2 pen holders, and a cubicle from which I couldn't see.
Wiggy
10-06-2009, 05:57 AM
On the 11th day of my new job my boss gave to me... 11 post-it notes, 10 public butt-chewings, 9 carry-out lunch orders, 8 why did you do thats, 7 forwarded e-mails, 6 attaboys, 5 reports due yesterdaaaaaay, 4 motivational posters, 3 competitive co-workers, 2 pen holders, and cubicle from which I couldn't see.
Just Whisper
10-06-2009, 08:55 AM
On the 12th day of my new job my boss gave to me... 12 pink slips, 11 post-it notes, 10 public butt-chewings, 9 carry-out lunch orders, 8 why did you do thats, 7 forwarded e-mails, 6 attaboys, 5 reports due yesterdaaaaaay, 4 motivational posters, 3 competitive co-workers, 2 pen holders, and cubicle from which I couldn't see.
Sickie Ickie
10-06-2009, 01:18 PM
On the first day at the pet store I was in charge of the...turtle in the turtle tank.
Wiggy
10-06-2009, 04:08 PM
Good one!
On the 2nd day at the pet store I was in charge of the... 2 birds in a cage and a turtle in the tank.
Just Whisper
10-06-2009, 04:42 PM
On the 3rd day at the pet store I was in charge of the... 3 yapping schnauzers, 2 birds in a cage and a turtle in the tank.
bethene
10-06-2009, 06:13 PM
Ob the 4th day at the pet store I was in charge of 4 cuddly kittens, 3 yapping schnauzers, 2 birds in a cage, and a turtle in a tank.
chris
10-07-2009, 11:32 AM
On the 5th day at the pet store I was in charge of the... 5 baby chicks, 4 cuddly kittens, 3 yapping achnauzers, 2 birds in a cage, and a turtle in a tank.
Just Whisper
10-07-2009, 01:24 PM
On the 6th day at the pet store I was in charge of the... 6 fluffy bunnies, 5 baby chicks, 4 cuddly kittens, 3 yapping schnauzers, 2 birds in a cage, and a turtle in a tank.
chris
10-07-2009, 02:02 PM
On the 7th day at the pet store I was in charge of the... 7 bags of dog food, 6 fluffy bunnies, 5 baby chicks, 4 cuddly kittens, 3 yapping schnauzers, 2 birds in a cage, and a turtle in a tank.
Wiggy
10-07-2009, 03:06 PM
On the 8th day at the pet store I was in charge of the... 8 squeaky toys, 7 bags of dog food, 6 fluffy bunnies, 5 baby chicks, 4 cuddly kittens, 3 yapping schnauzers, 2 birds in a cage, and a turtle in a tank.
chris
10-07-2009, 03:12 PM
On the 9th day at the pet store I was in charge of the... 9 do not tap on the glass signs, 8 squeaky toys, 7 bags of dog food, 6 fluffy bunnies, 5 baby ckicks, 4 cuddly kittens, 3 yapping schnauzers, 2 birds in a cage, and a turtle in a tank.
Wiggy
10-07-2009, 05:54 PM
On the 10th day at the pet store I was in charge of the... 10 mischievous chinchillas, 9 do not tap on the glass signs, 8 squeaky toys, 7 bags of dog food, 6 fluffy bunnies, 5 baby chicks, 4 cuddly kittens, 3 yapping schnauzers, 2 birds in a cage, and a turtle in a tank.
Just Whisper
10-07-2009, 08:38 PM
On the 11th day at the pet store I was in charge of the...11 kitten condos, 10 mischievous chinchillas, 9 do not tap on the glass signs, 8 squeaky toys, 7 bags of dog food, 6 fluffy bunnies, 5 baby chicks, 4 cuddly kittens, 3 yapping schnauzers, 2 birds in a cage, and a turtle in a tank.
Wiggy
10-08-2009, 07:45 PM
On the 12th day at the pet store I was in charge of the... 12 hermit crabs with painted shells, 11 kitten condos, 10 mischievous chinchillas, 9 do not tap on the glass signs, 8 squeaky toys, 7 bags of dog food, 6 fluffy bunnies, 5 baby chicks, 3 yapping schnauzers, 2 birds in a cage, and a turtle in a tank.
That one was fun!
Just Whisper
10-08-2009, 09:37 PM
On my first day at the north pole Santa showed to me...his big red sleigh that flies around the world.
Sickie Ickie
10-08-2009, 10:34 PM
On my 2nd day at the north pole Santa showed to me...Mrs Santa Claus, and his big red sleigh that flies around the world.
chris
10-09-2009, 11:43 AM
On my 3rd day at the north pole Santa showed to me... 3 toy factories, Mrs Claus, and his big red sleigh that flies around the world.
Just Whisper
10-09-2009, 12:59 PM
Hey sickie, are you implying that Mrs Claus is sooooo big that she counts as 2 things? LOL
On my 4th day at the north pole Santa showed to me... 4 radar tracking units, 3 toy factories, Mrs Claus, and his big red sleigh that flies around the world.
chris
10-09-2009, 02:13 PM
On my 5th day at the north pole Santa showed to me... 5 secret toy props, 4 radar tracking units, 3 toy factories, Mrs Claus, and his big red sleigh that flies around the world.
Just Whisper
10-09-2009, 05:31 PM
On my 6th day at the north pole Santa showed to me... 6 of his reindeer, 5 secret toy props, 4 radar tracking units, 3 toy factories, Mrs Claus, and his big red sleigh that flies around the world.
chris
10-10-2009, 09:46 AM
On the 7th day at the north pole Santa showed to me... 7 rooms of tools, 6 of his reindeer, 5 secret toy props, 4 radar tracking units, 3 toy factories, Mrs Clause, and his big red sleigh that flies around the world.
Sickie Ickie
10-10-2009, 11:35 AM
Hey sickie, are you implying that Mrs Claus is sooooo big that she counts as 2 things? LOL
On my 4th day at the north pole Santa showed to me... 4 radar tracking units, 3 toy factories, Mrs Claus, and his big red sleigh that flies around the world.
you mean she doesn't have two big things? :p
bethene
10-10-2009, 09:32 PM
LOL,Sickie!!
on my 8yh day at the north pole, santa showed to me, 8 reindeer games, 7 rooms of tools, 6 of his reindeer, 5 secret toy props, 4 radar tracking units, 3 toy factories, Mrs Claus, and his big red sleigh that flies around the world
Wiggy
10-10-2009, 10:42 PM
On my 9th day at the north pole, Santa showed to me, 9 silver sleigh bells, 8 reindeer games, 7 rooms of tools, 6 of his reindeer, 5 secret toy props, 4 radar tracking units, 3 toy factories, Mrs Claus, and his big red sleigh that flies around the world.
Holly Snowtoes
10-10-2009, 10:56 PM
On the 10th day at the north pole, Santa showed to me, 10 silly stockings, 9 silver sleigh bells, 8 reindeer games, 7 rooms of tools, 6 of his reindeer, 5 secret toy props, 4 radar tracking units, 3 toy factories, Mrs. Claus, and his big red sleigh that flies around the world.
chris
10-11-2009, 10:47 AM
On the 11th day at the north pole Santa showed to me, 11 types of santa suits, 10 silly stockings, 9 silver sleigh bells, 8 reindeer games, 7 rooms of tools, 6 of his reindeer, 5 secret toy props, 4 radar tracking units, 3 toy factories, Mrs. Claus, and his big red sleigh that flies around the world.
Just Whisper
10-11-2009, 10:01 PM
On the 12th day at the north pole Santa showed to me, 12 ways to get the elves moving, 11 types of santa suits, 10 silly stockings, 9 silver sleigh bells, 8 reindeer games, 7 rooms of tools, 6 of his reindeer, 5 secret toy props, 4 radar tracking units, 3 toy factories, Mrs. Claus, and his big red sleigh that flies around the world.
C'mon Holly, you start one. I'll bet you come up with a good one.
Just Whisper
11-02-2009, 05:20 PM
Okay, I give up. I will start a new one.
On my first day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw... the santa that I met in AA.
chris
11-03-2009, 01:33 PM
On my 2nd day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw... two Mrs Clauses selling fake Yankees tickets and the santa that I met in AA.
Just Whisper
11-03-2009, 03:11 PM
On my 2nd day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw... two Mrs Clauses selling fake Yankees tickets and the santa that I met in AA.
Chris, I am LMAO. I love it.
On my 3rd day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw...3 men in drag, two Mrs Clauses selling fake Yankees tickets and the Santa that I met in AA.
chris
11-03-2009, 03:18 PM
LOL!
On the 4th day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw... 4 elve's in the return line, 3 men in drag, two Mrs Clauses selling fake Yankees tickets and Santa that I met in AA.
Just Whisper
11-03-2009, 03:47 PM
This one's hard Chris...
On the 5th day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw...5 Golden Earring CDs, 4 elves in the return line, 3 men in drag, 2 Mrs Clauses selling fake Yankees tickets and the Santa that I met in AA.
chris
11-04-2009, 09:58 AM
LOL this is good!
On the 6th day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw... 6 reindeer at the food court eating egg rolls, 5 Golden Earing CD's, 4 elves in the return line, 3 men in drag, 2 Mrs. Clauses selling fake Yankees tickets and the Santa that I met in AA.
Just Whisper
11-04-2009, 12:47 PM
On the 7th day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw... 7 dancing ostrich trying on tutus, 6 reindeer at the food court eating egg rolls, 5 Golden Earing CD's, 4 elves in the return line, 3 men in drag, 2 Mrs. Clauses selling fake Yankees tickets and the Santa that I met in AA.
chris
11-04-2009, 02:33 PM
LMAO!:)
On the 8th day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw... 8 cops frisking Edwin at the movie theater for inpursonating a police officer, 7 dancing ostrich trying on tutus, 6 reindeer at the food court eating egg rolls, 5 Golden Earing CD's, 4 elves in the return line, 3 men in drag, 2 Mrs Clauses selling fake Yankees tickets and the Santa that I met in AA.
Just Whisper
11-04-2009, 05:56 PM
LOL this is great...
On the 9th day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw... 9 retail managers trying to hire sickie, 8 cops frisking Edwin at the movie theater for impersonating a police officer, 7 dancing ostrich trying on tutus, 6 reindeer at the food court eating egg rolls, 5 Golden Earring CD's, 4 elves in the return line, 3 men in drag, 2 Mrs Clauses selling fake Yankees tickets and the Santa that I met in AA.
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chris
11-05-2009, 10:11 AM
On the 10th day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw... 10 of Putrids blow molds on display, 9 retail managers trying to hire sickie, 8 cops frisking Edwin at the movie theater for impersonating a police officer, 7 dancing ostrich trying on tutus, 6 reindeer at the food court eating egg rolls, 5 Golden Earing CD's, 4 elves in the return line, 3 men in drag, 2 Mrs Clauses selling fake Yankee tickets and the Santa that I met in AA.
Just Whisper
11-05-2009, 01:34 PM
On the 11th day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw... 11 stunt doubles of Nephew Fred trying to put away his halloween props, 10 of Putrids blow molds on display, 9 retail managers trying to hire sickie, 8 cops frisking Edwin at the movie theater for impersonating a police officer, 7 dancing ostrich trying on tutus, 6 reindeer at the food court eating egg rolls, 5 Golden Earing CD's, 4 elves in the return line, 3 men in drag, 2 Mrs Clauses selling fake Yankee tickets and the Santa that I met in AA.
Sickie Ickie
11-05-2009, 01:42 PM
On the 11th day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw... 11 folks from Christmas Fan Club, 10 of Putrids blow molds on display, 9 retail managers trying to hire sickie, 8 cops frisking Edwin at the movie theater for impersonating a police officer, 7 dancing ostrich trying on tutus, 6 reindeer at the food court eating egg rolls, 5 Golden Earing CD's, 4 elves in the return line, 3 men in drag, 2 Mrs Clauses selling fake Yankee tickets and the Santa that I met in AA.
EnlightenedGrinch
11-05-2009, 08:37 PM
Wait a minute, hold on....There's TWO eleventh days.
CUT! Take two.......
Sickie Ickie
11-05-2009, 09:01 PM
Ready...lights...cameras...Roll'em!
On the 12th day at the shopping mall I couldn't believe I saw... 12 folks from Christmas Fan Club, 11 stunt doubles of Nephew Fred trying to put away his halloween props, 10 of Putrids blow molds on display, 9 retail managers trying to hire sickie, 8 cops frisking Edwin at the movie theater for impersonating a police officer, 7 dancing ostrich trying on tutus, 6 reindeer at the food court eating egg rolls, 5 Golden Earing CD's, 4 elves in the return line, 3 men in drag, 2 Mrs Clauses selling fake Yankee tickets and the Santa that I met in AA.
Just Whisper
11-05-2009, 09:04 PM
Wow, that was my favorite one so far. It was hard but really funny. Okay somebody else has to start one now. I am tired of chris and I carrying these all by ourselves. With a little help from sickie.:deer:
Sickie Ickie
11-05-2009, 09:07 PM
very little. LOL
Okay! I relent:
On the first day of Christmas my hardware store gave to me: a reindeer motor for my animated tree.
Wiggy
11-06-2009, 07:28 AM
On the second day of Christmas my hardware store gave to me: two replacement light bulbs, and a reindeer motor for my animated tree.
Just Whisper
11-06-2009, 08:19 AM
la la la la la la la la ......removed due to being run over by a reindeer...oh wait, that was sickie. LOL
Sickie Ickie
11-06-2009, 08:21 AM
On the third day of Christmas my hardware store gave to me: three marquee light strings, two replacement light bulbs, and a reindeer motor for my animated tree.
chris
11-06-2009, 09:54 AM
On the 4th day of Christmas my hardware store gave to me: four words of advice, three marquee light strings, two replacement light bulbs, and a reindeer motor for my animated tree.
Just Whisper
11-06-2009, 03:20 PM
Sickie, quit following me around and second-posting me. LOL
On the 5th day of Christmas my hardware store gave to me: 5 new drill bits, four words of advice, three marquee light strings, two replacement light bulbs, and a reindeer motor for my animated tree.
chris
11-06-2009, 03:32 PM
On the 6th day of Christmas my hardware store gave to me... 6 dollars back do to an overcharge, 5 new drill bits, four words of advice, three marquee light strings, two replacement light bulbs, and a reindeer motor for my animated tree.
Just Whisper
11-07-2009, 03:15 PM
On the 7th day of Christmas my hardware store gave to me... 7 feet of rebar, 6 dollars back due to an overcharge, 5 new drill bits, four words of advice, three marquee light strings, two replacement light bulbs, and a reindeer motor for my animated tree.
EnlightenedGrinch
11-07-2009, 05:54 PM
On the 8th day of Christmas my hardware store gave to me...8 Dimmers dimming, 7 feet of rebar, 6 dollars back due to an overcharge, 5 new drill bits, four words of advice, three marquee light strings, two replacement light bulbs, and a reindeer motor for my animated tree.
Just Whisper
11-07-2009, 08:14 PM
On the 9th day of Christmas my hardware store gave to me...9 fuzzy paint rollers, 8 Dimmers dimming, 7 feet of rebar, 6 dollars back due to an overcharge, 5 new drill bits, four words of advice, three marquee light strings, two replacement light bulbs, and a reindeer motor for my animated tree.
wrapping&bows
11-07-2009, 08:17 PM
On the 11th day of x-mas my sons gave to me, 11 GI Joes, 10 tadpoles, 9 bones to ward of spirits, 8 naked mole rats, 7 Heartworm shots, 6 overdue bills, ***5 Golden Retrievers***, four hairless cats, three cat toys, fleas in my bed, and a hound dog under my tree!
Sickie Ickie
11-08-2009, 10:36 AM
LOL Flashback?
On the 10th day of Christmas my hardware store gave to me...10 flashing buttons, 9 fuzzy paint rollers, 8 Dimmers dimming, 7 feet of rebar, 6 dollars back due to an overcharge, 5 new drill bits, four words of advice, three marquee light strings, two replacement light bulbs, and a reindeer motor for my animated tree.
EnlightenedGrinch
11-08-2009, 05:22 PM
On the 11th day of Christmas my hardware store gave to me...11 feet of PVC Piping, 10 flashing buttons, 9 fuzzy paint rollers, 8 Dimmers dimming, 7 feet of rebar, 6 dollars back due to an overcharge, 5 new drill bits, four words of advice, three marquee light strings, two replacement light bulbs, and a reindeer motor for my animated tree.
Just Whisper
11-08-2009, 05:59 PM
Wrapping&Bows...Just add the next day. Only one. So if it is on the 7th day you would make up the 8th day and just add that. You can cut and paste the last person's paragraph and then add the next day. But glad you're playing. Jump in again. You can start the next one.
On the 12th day of Christmas my hardware store gave to me...The bill for everything listed here, 11 feet of PVC Piping, 10 flashing buttons, 9 fuzzy paint rollers, 8 Dimmers dimming, 7 feet of rebar, 6 dollars back due to an overcharge, 5 new drill bits, four words of advice, three marquee light strings, two replacement light bulbs, and a reindeer motor for my animated tree.
Just Whisper
11-14-2009, 06:58 PM
On my first day at Walt Disney World Goofy gave to me...a funny, Goofy floppy-eared hat.
SantaPaws
11-17-2009, 10:15 AM
On my 2nd day at Walt Disney World Goofy gave to me...two Tinker Bell Fairy wings, and a funny, Goofy floppy-eared hat.
chris
11-17-2009, 11:09 AM
On the 3rd day at Walt Disney World Goofy gave to me... three high fives. two Tinker Bell Fairy wings, and a funny, Goofy floppy-eared hat.
merryblackfog
11-17-2009, 11:18 AM
On the 4th day at Walt Disney world Goofy gave to me.....four fast passes, three high fives. two Tinker Bell Fairy wings, and a funny, Goofy floppy-eared hat.
Just Whisper
11-17-2009, 02:20 PM
On the 5th day at Walt Disney World Goofy gave to me.....five collectors pins, four fast passes, three high fives, two Tinker Bell Fairy wings, and a funny, Goofy floppy-eared hat.
SantaPaws
11-18-2009, 04:15 AM
On the 6th day at Walt Disney World Goofy gave to me.....6 parade floats, five collectors pins, four fast passes, three high fives, two Tinker Bell Fairy wings, and a funny, Goofy floppy-eared hat.
Just Whisper
11-18-2009, 06:26 AM
On the 7th day at Walt Disney World Goofy gave to me.....7 photos of me screaming on the roller coaster, 6 parade floats, five collectors pins, four fast passes, three high fives, two Tinker Bell Fairy wings, and a funny, Goofy floppy-eared hat.
chris
11-18-2009, 03:00 PM
On the 8th day at Walt Disney World Goofy gave to me... 8 corn dogs with mustard, 7 photos of me screaming on the roller coaster, 6 parade floats, five collectors pins, four fast passes, three high fives, two Tinker Bell Fairy wings, and a funny, Goofy floppy-eared hat.
merryblackfog
11-18-2009, 05:25 PM
On the 9th day at Walt Disney World Goofy gave to me....9 autographed pictures, 8 corn dogs with mustard, 7 photos of me screaming on the roller coaster, 6 parade floats, five collectors pins, four fast passes, three high fives, two Tinker Bell Fairy wings, and a funny, Goofy floppy-eared hat.
chris
11-21-2009, 03:20 PM
On the 10th day at Walt Disney World Goofy gave to me... 10 goofy laughs, 9 autograghed pictures, 8 corn dogs with mustard, 7 photes of me screaming on the roller coaster, 6 parade floats, five collectors pins, four passes, three high fives, two Tinker Bell Fairy wings, and a funny, Goofy floppy-eared hat.
Just Whisper
11-21-2009, 04:29 PM
On the 11th day at Walt Disney World Goofy gave to me... 11 songs for singing, 10 goofy laughs, 9 autograghed pictures, 8 corn dogs with mustard, 7 photes of me screaming on the roller coaster, 6 parade floats, five collectors pins, four passes, three high fives, two Tinker Bell Fairy wings, and a funny, Goofy floppy-eared hat.
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propmistress
11-24-2009, 04:51 PM
On the 12th day at Walt Disney World Goofy gave to me... 12 Disney Dollars, 11 songs for singing, 10 goofy laughs, 9 autograghed pictures, 8 corn dogs with mustard, 7 photes of me screaming on the roller coaster, 6 parade floats, five collectors pins, four passes, three high fives, two Tinker Bell Fairy wings, and a funny, Goofy floppy-eared hat.
Just Whisper
11-28-2009, 02:49 PM
Why do you guys keep making me start this? I really suck at coming up with new ideas!
I was lost in the forest for 12 days. While I was lost I wrote this song...
While I was in the forest lots of bad things came my way...A grizzly with an AK47.
EnlightenedGrinch
11-28-2009, 04:46 PM
While I was in the forest lots of bad things came my way...A grizzly with an AK47, two banjo playing inbreds......
Wiggy
11-29-2009, 11:13 AM
While I was in the forest lots of bad things came my way... three angry chipmunks, two banjo playing inbreds, and a grizzly with an AK-47.
Sickie Ickie
11-29-2009, 09:03 PM
While I was in the forest lots of bad things came my way... four rabid grasshoppers, three angry chipmunks, two banjo playing inbreds, and a grizzly with an AK-47.
Clarice
11-30-2009, 05:33 AM
While I was in the forest lots of bad things came my way... 5 Mountain Lions, four rabid grasshoppers, three angry chipmunks, two banjo playing inbreds, and a grizzly with an AK-47.
Just Whisper
11-30-2009, 07:03 AM
While I was in the forest lots of bad things came my way... 6 psycho dwarfs, 5 Mountain Lions, four rabid grasshoppers, three angry chipmunks, two banjo playing inbreds, and a grizzly with an AK-47.
Clarice
11-30-2009, 09:14 AM
While I was in the forest lots of bad things came my way... 7 wasp nests, 6 psycho dwarfs, 5 Mountain Lions, four rabid grasshoppers, three angry chipmunks, two banjo playing inbreds, and a grizzly with an AK-47.
EnlightenedGrinch
11-30-2009, 04:23 PM
While I was in the forest lots of bad things came my way...eight horny Boy Scouts, 7 wasp nests, 6 psycho dwarfs, 5 Mountain Lions, four rabid grasshoppers, three angry chipmunks, two banjo playing inbreds, and a grizzly with an AK-47.
Wiggy
11-30-2009, 04:40 PM
While I was in the forest lots of bad things came my way... Nine tipsy moonshiners, eight horny boy scouts, seven wasp nests, six psycho dwarfs, five mountain lions, four rabid grasshoppers, three angry chipmunks, two banjo playing inbreds, and a grizzly with an AK-47.
Clarice
12-03-2009, 10:39 AM
While I was in the forest lots of bad things came my way... Ten Big Foots, Nine tipsy moonshiners, eight horny boy scouts, seven wasp nests, six psycho dwarfs, five mountain lions, four rabid grasshoppers, three angry chipmunks, two banjo playing inbreds, and a grizzly with an AK-47.
Just Whisper
12-03-2009, 05:45 PM
While I was in the forest lots of bad things came my way... eleven man eating venus flytraps, Ten Big Foots, Nine tipsy moonshiners, eight horny boy scouts, seven wasp nests, six psycho dwarfs, five mountain lions, four rabid grasshoppers, three angry chipmunks, two banjo playing inbreds, and a grizzly with an AK-47.
Clarice
12-03-2009, 07:52 PM
While I was in the forest lots of bad things came my way... twelve demented rangers, eleven man eating venus flytraps, Ten Big Foots, Nine tipsy moonshiners, eight horny boy scouts, seven wasp nests, six psycho dwarfs, five mountain lions, four rabid grasshoppers, three angry chipmunks, two banjo playing inbreds, and a grizzly with an AK-47.
Clarice
12-03-2009, 07:54 PM
On our first anniversary my spouse gave to me...One big pregnant belly.
Just Whisper
12-05-2009, 09:41 PM
Funny, I got the same thing on my first anniversary. LOL
On our second anniversary my spouse gave to me...two oven mitts, and one big pregnant belly.
Wiggy
12-07-2009, 08:45 PM
On our third anniversary my spouse gave to me... Three boxes of drug store chocolates, two oven mitts, and one big pregnant belly.
Just Whisper
12-07-2009, 08:52 PM
On our fourth anniversary my spouse gave to me...four packs of viagra, Three boxes of drug store chocolates, two oven mitts, and one big pregnant belly.
Wiggy
12-08-2009, 01:59 PM
On our fifth anniversary my spouse gave to me... Five golden corral gift cards, four packs of viagra, three boxes of drug store chocolates, two oven mitts and one big pregnant belly.
Just Whisper
12-08-2009, 05:37 PM
On our sixth anniversary my spouse gave to me... Six boxes of ribbed, cherry flavored vibrating condoms, Five golden corral gift cards, four packs of viagra, three boxes of drug store chocolates, two oven mitts and one big pregnant belly.
EnlightenedGrinch
12-09-2009, 11:10 AM
On our seventh anniversary my spouse gave to me... Seven Chia Pets, Six boxes of ribbed, cherry flavored vibrating condoms, Five golden corral gift cards, four packs of viagra, three boxes of drug store chocolates, two oven mitts and one big pregnant belly.
Just Whisper
12-14-2009, 08:19 AM
On our eighth anniversary my spouse gave to me... Eight lotto tickets, Seven Chia Pets, Six boxes of ribbed, cherry flavored vibrating condoms, Five golden corral gift cards, four packs of viagra, three boxes of drug store chocolates, two oven mitts and one big pregnant belly.
Just Whisper
01-02-2010, 08:57 PM
I love playing this game by myself all the time...
On our ninth anniversary my spouse gave to me... Nine wine coolers, Eight lotto tickets, Seven Chia Pets, Six boxes of ribbed, cherry flavored vibrating condoms, Five golden corral gift cards, four packs of viagra, three boxes of drug store chocolates, two oven mitts and one big pregnant belly.
Sickie Ickie
01-03-2010, 05:04 AM
If you were playing the game by yourself all the time, you wouldn't have "one big pregnant belly." :p
On our tenth anniversary my spouse gave to me... Ten happy endings, Nine wine coolers, Eight lotto tickets, Seven Chia Pets, Six boxes of ribbed, cherry flavored vibrating condoms, Five golden corral gift cards, four packs of viagra, three boxes of drug store chocolates, two oven mitts and one big pregnant belly.
Just Whisper
02-09-2010, 08:46 PM
On our eleventh anniversary my spouse gave to me...an eleven carat diamond, Ten happy endings, Nine wine coolers, Eight lotto tickets, Seven Chia Pets, Six boxes of ribbed, cherry flavored vibrating condoms, Five golden corral gift cards, four packs of viagra, three boxes of drug store chocolates, two oven mitts and one big pregnant belly.
Sickie Ickie
02-10-2010, 10:04 AM
On our twelfth anniversary my spouse gave to me...twelve tubes of KY, an eleven carat diamond, Ten happy endings, Nine wine coolers, Eight lotto tickets, Seven Chia Pets, Six boxes of ribbed, cherry flavored vibrating condoms, Five golden corral gift cards, four packs of viagra, three boxes of drug store chocolates, two oven mitts and one big pregnant belly.
chris
02-10-2010, 06:13 PM
Lol I missed out on this one, lol!
Just Whisper
02-10-2010, 06:15 PM
On the first day of Valentine's Cupid gave to me...A pointed arrow in my hiney.
Sickie Ickie
02-10-2010, 06:59 PM
On the 2nd day of Valentine's Cupid gave to me...two chocolate boxes and a pointed arrow in my hiney.
Just Whisper
02-10-2010, 07:30 PM
On the 3rd day of Valentine's, Cupid gave to me...Three paper hearts, two chocolate boxes and a pointed arrow in my hiney.
Just Whisper
02-18-2010, 06:19 PM
C'mon guys, it will be St Patrick's day before we finish this one.
On the fourth day of Valentine's, Cupid gave to me...four blind dates, Three paper hearts, two chocolate boxes and a pointed arrow in my hiney.
Sickie Ickie
02-19-2010, 08:35 AM
On the fifth day of Valentine's, Cupid gave to me...five stalking laws, four blind dates, Three paper hearts, two chocolate boxes and a pointed arrow in my hiney.
EnlightenedGrinch
02-19-2010, 05:15 PM
On the sixth day of Valentine's, Cupid gave to me...six GODIVA cupcakes, five stalking laws, four blind dates, Three paper hearts, two chocolate boxes and a pointed arrow in my hiney.
Just Whisper
02-19-2010, 07:51 PM
On the seventh day of Valentine's, Cupid gave to me...seven sexy swimming sailors, six GODIVA cupcakes, five stalking laws, four blind dates, Three paper hearts, two chocolate boxes and a pointed arrow in my hiney.
Clarice
02-27-2010, 10:54 PM
On the eighth day of Valentine's, Cupid gave to me...8 pool boys, seven sexy swimming sailors, six GODIVA cupcakes, five stalking laws, four blind dates, Three paper hearts, two chocolate boxes and a pointed arrow in my hiney.
Just Whisper
02-28-2010, 05:58 AM
On the ninth day of Valentine's, Cupid gave to me...9 dozen roses, 8 pool boys, seven sexy swimming sailors, six GODIVA cupcakes, five stalking laws, four blind dates, Three paper hearts, two chocolate boxes and a pointed arrow in my hiney.
Sickie Ickie
03-01-2010, 05:24 PM
On the tenth day of Valentine's, Cupid gave to me...10 vials of penicillin, 9 dozen roses, 8 pool boys, seven sexy swimming sailors, six GODIVA cupcakes, five stalking laws, four blind dates, Three paper hearts, two chocolate boxes and a pointed arrow in my hiney.
Just Whisper
03-01-2010, 10:13 PM
We may get this one done before spring break. LOL
On the eleventh day of Valentine's, Cupid gave to me...11 bottles of Chablis, 10 vials of penicillin, 9 dozen roses, 8 pool boys, seven sexy swimming sailors, six GODIVA cupcakes, five stalking laws, four blind dates, Three paper hearts, two chocolate boxes and a pointed arrow in my hiney.
Sickie Ickie
03-02-2010, 09:06 AM
On the twelfth day of Valentine's, Cupid gave to me...12 french post cards, 11 bottles of Chablis, 10 vials of penicillin, 9 dozen roses, 8 pool boys, seven sexy swimming sailors, six GODIVA cupcakes, five stalking laws, four blind dates, Three paper hearts, two chocolate boxes and a pointed arrow in my hiney.
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My turn to start? On the first day of the CFC challenge, someone showed to me- a snowman made from pop corn balls.
Just Whisper
03-02-2010, 10:14 AM
Good one sickie...
On the second day of the CFC challenge, someone showed to me- 2 dancing snowpeople, and a snowman made from pop corn balls.
EnlightenedGrinch
03-24-2010, 10:39 AM
On the third day of the CFC challenge, someone showed to me: three blocks of styrofoam, 2 dancing snowpeople, and a snowman made from pop corn balls.
Sickie Ickie
03-24-2010, 11:46 AM
On the 4th day of the CFC challenge, someone showed to me: DC motors, three blocks of styrofoam, 2 dancing snowpeople, and a snowman made from pop corn balls.
Just Whisper
03-24-2010, 02:44 PM
On the 5th day of the CFC challenge, someone showed to me: 5 sheets of plywood, 4 DC motors, three blocks of styrofoam, 2 dancing snowpeople, and a snowman made from pop corn balls.
Sickie Ickie
03-25-2010, 09:02 AM
On the 6th day of the CFC challenge, someone showed to me: 6 broken jig blades, 5 sheets of plywood, 4 DC motors, three blocks of styrofoam, 2 dancing snowpeople, and a snowman made from pop corn balls.
Just Whisper
03-25-2010, 09:54 AM
On the 7th day of the CFC challenge, someone showed to me: 7 brand new cuss words, 6 broken jig blades, 5 sheets of plywood, 4 DC motors, three blocks of styrofoam, 2 dancing snowpeople, and a snowman made from pop corn balls.
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EnlightenedGrinch
03-25-2010, 10:47 AM
On the 7th day of the CFC challenge, someone showed to me: 8 severed fingers, 7 brand new cuss words, 6 broken jig blades, 5 sheets of plywood, 4 DC motors, three blocks of styrofoam, 2 dancing snowpeople, and a snowman made from pop corn balls.
Sickie Ickie
03-25-2010, 10:53 AM
On the 9th day of the CFC challenge, someone showed to me: 9 trashed blueprints, 8 severed fingers, 7 brand new cuss words, 6 broken jig blades, 5 sheets of plywood, 4 DC motors, three blocks of styrofoam, 2 dancing snowpeople, and a snowman made from pop corn balls.
EnlightenedGrinch
03-26-2010, 07:36 AM
On the 10th day of the CFC challenge, someone showed to me: 10 snapped-off drill bits, 9 trashed blueprints, 8 severed fingers, 7 brand new cuss words, 6 broken jig blades, 5 sheets of plywood, 4 DC motors, three blocks of styrofoam, 2 dancing snowpeople, and a snowman made from pop corn balls.
Sickie Ickie
03-26-2010, 07:55 AM
On the 11th day of the CFC challenge, someone showed to me: 11 spouses yelling, 10 snapped-off drill bits, 9 trashed blueprints, 8 severed fingers, 7 brand new cuss words, 6 broken jig blades, 5 sheets of plywood, 4 DC motors, three blocks of styrofoam, 2 dancing snowpeople, and a snowman made from pop corn balls.[/QUOTE]
Just Whisper
04-20-2010, 12:18 PM
On the 12th day of the CFC challenge, someone showed to me: 12 amazing snowman props for under $30, 11 spouses yelling, 10 snapped-off drill bits, 9 trashed blueprints, 8 severed fingers, 7 brand new cuss words, 6 broken jig blades, 5 sheets of plywood, 4 DC motors, three blocks of styrofoam, 2 dancing snow people, and a snowman made from pop corn balls.
Tanta Kringle
07-16-2010, 09:44 AM
blush:
On the First day of my diet, my hungry tummy chose to eat:
the twinky in the pantry...
Sickie Ickie
07-16-2010, 11:09 AM
On the 2nd day of my diet, my hungry tummy chose to eat: 2 chocolate Ho Hos, and the twinky in the pantry...
Tanta Kringle
07-16-2010, 04:45 PM
On the 2nd day of my diet, my hungry tummy chose to eat: 3 big pink snoballs, 2 chocolate Ho Hos, and a twinky in the pantry...
CB_Christmas
07-16-2010, 04:55 PM
On the 4nd day of my diet, my hungry tummy chose to eat: 4 chocolate truffles, 3 big pink snoballs, 2 chocolate Ho Hos, and a twinky in the pantry...
Tanta Kringle
07-16-2010, 06:57 PM
On the 5th day of my diet, my hungry tummy chose to eat: 5 crispy cream donuts, 4 chocolate truffles, 3 big pink snoballs, 2 chocolate Ho Hos, and a twinky in the pantry...
Just Whisper
07-16-2010, 07:22 PM
On the 6th day of my diet, my hungry tummy chose to eat: 6 scoops of ice cream, 5 crispy cream donuts, 4 chocolate truffles, 3 big pink snoballs, 2 chocolate Ho Hos, and a twinky in the pantry...
CB_Christmas
07-17-2010, 08:29 AM
On the 7th day of my diet, my hungry tummy chose to eat:7 gingerbread people, 6 scoops of ice cream, 5 crispy cream donuts, 4 chocolate truffles, 3 big pink snoballs, 2 chocolate Ho Hos, and a twinky in the pantry...
Tanta Kringle
07-17-2010, 08:36 AM
On the 8th day of my diet, my hungry tummy chose to eat: 8 apple fritters, 7 gingerbread people, 6 scoops of ice cream, 5 crispy cream donuts, 4 chocolate truffles, 3 big pink snoballs, 2 chocolate Ho Hos, and a twinky in the pantry...
CB_Christmas
07-17-2010, 08:39 AM
On the 9th day of my diet, my hungry tummy chose to eat:9 cinnamon rolls, 8 apple fritters, 7 gingerbread people, 6 scoops of ice cream, 5 crispy cream donuts, 4 chocolate truffles, 3 big pink snoballs, 2 chocolate Ho Hos, and a twinky in the pantry...
Tanta Kringle
07-17-2010, 08:47 AM
On the 10th day of my diet, my hungry tummy chose to eat: 10 brownie sundaes, 9 cinnamon rolls, 8 apple fritters, 7 gingerbread people, 6 scoops of ice cream, 5 crispy cream donuts, 4 chocolate truffles, 3 big pink snoballs, 2 chocolate Ho Hos, and a twinky in the pantry...
CB_Christmas
07-17-2010, 08:50 AM
On the 11th day of my diet, my hungry tummy chose to eat:11 chocolate yule logs, 10 brownie sundaes, 9 cinnamon rolls, 8 apple fritters, 7 gingerbread people, 6 scoops of ice cream, 5 crispy cream donuts, 4 chocolate truffles, 3 big pink snoballs, 2 chocolate Ho Hos, and a twinky in the pantry...
Tanta Kringle
07-17-2010, 08:57 AM
On the 12th day of my diet, my hungry tummy chose to eat: 12 sugar cookies, 11 chocolate yule logs, 10 brownie sundaes, 9 cinnamon rolls, 8 apple fritters, 7 gingerbread people, 6 scoops of ice cream, 5 crispy cream donuts, 4 chocolate truffles, 3 big pink snoballs, 2 chocolate Ho Hos, and a twinky in the pantry...
plus a carrot for fiiiiber...
CB_Christmas
07-17-2010, 06:38 PM
... so now what?blush:
Tanta Kringle
07-18-2010, 12:36 PM
On the 1st day my bistro opened, the health inspector cited me for one cockroach in the iced tea...
bethene
07-18-2010, 05:36 PM
in the 1st day my bistro opened the health inspector cited me: for 2 flies a-swimming in the chicken noodle soup, and one cockroach in the iced tea
Just Whisper
07-18-2010, 08:14 PM
On the 3rd day my bistro opened the health inspector cited me for 3 tiny mousies, 2 flies a-swimming in the chicken noodle soup, and one cockroach in the iced tea
Tanta Kringle
07-19-2010, 03:51 PM
On the 4th day my bistro opened the health inspector cited me for 4 rats cooking ratatouille, 3 tiny mousies, 2 flies a-swimming in the chicken noodle soup, and one cockroach in the iced tea
Yesterday 04:36 PM
EnlightenedGrinch
07-19-2010, 06:55 PM
On the 5th day my bistro opened the health inspector cited me for: 5 moldy spatulas, 4 rats cooking ratatouille, 3 tiny mousies, 2 flies a-swimming in the chicken noodle soup, and one cockroach in the iced tea.
Just Whisper
07-19-2010, 07:41 PM
On the 6th day my bistro opened the health inspector cited me for: 6 drums of old nasty cooking oil, 5 moldy spatulas, 4 rats cooking ratatouille, 3 tiny mousies, 2 flies a-swimming in the chicken noodle soup, and one cockroach in the iced tea.
Tanta Kringle
07-20-2010, 11:31 AM
On the 7th day my bistro opened the health inspector cited me for: 7 drunken cooks, 6 drums of old nasty cooking oil, 5 moldy spatulas, 4 rats cooking ratatouille, 3 tiny mousies, 2 flies a-swimming in the chicken noodle soup, and one cockroach in the iced tea.
chris
09-18-2010, 11:24 AM
On the 8th day my bistro opened the health inspector cited me for: 8 dirty restrooms, 7 drunken cooks, 6 drums of old nasty cooking oil, 5 moldy spatulas, 4 rats cooking ratatouille, 3 tiny mousies, 2 flies a-swimming in the chicken noodle soup, and one cockroach in the iced tea.
Just Whisper
09-19-2010, 10:29 AM
On the 9th day my bistro opened the health inspector cited me for: 9 naked servers, 8 dirty restrooms, 7 drunken cooks, 6 drums of old nasty cooking oil, 5 moldy spatulas, 4 rats cooking ratatouille, 3 tiny mousies, 2 flies a-swimming in the chicken noodle soup, and one cockroach in the iced tea.
EnlightenedGrinch
09-19-2010, 05:53 PM
On the 10th day my bistro opened the health inspector cited me for: 10 soiled aprons, 9 naked servers, 8 dirty restrooms, 7 drunken cooks, 6 drums of old nasty cooking oil, 5 moldy spatulas, 4 rats cooking ratatouille, 3 tiny mousies, 2 flies a-swimming in the chicken noodle soup, and one cockroach in the iced tea.
chris
09-21-2010, 06:04 AM
On the 11th day my bistro opened the health inspector cited me for: 11 missing people, 10 soiled aprons, 9 naked servers, 8 dirty restrooms, 7 drunken cooks, 6 drums of old nasty cooking oil, 5 moldy spatulas, 4 rats cooking ratatouille, 3 tiny mousies, 2 flies a-swimming in the chicken noodle soup, and one cockroach in the iced tea.
UltimateChristmas.com
09-21-2010, 08:21 PM
On the 12th day my bistro opened the health inspector cited me for: 12 mouse droppings, 11 missing people, 10 soiled aprons, 9 naked servers, 8 dirty restrooms, 7 drunken cooks, 6 drums of old nasty cooking oil, 5 moldy spatulas, 4 rats cooking ratatouille, 3 tiny mousies, 2 flies a-swimming in the chicken noodle soup, and one cockroach in the iced tea.
Just Whisper
09-22-2010, 05:30 AM
Ha ha ha Chris. LMAO at 11 missing people.
I know we will all have fun with this one....(huh sickie?)
On the first day as a new parent fate delivered to me....a brand new bouncing baby.
chris
09-22-2010, 06:01 AM
On the 2nd day as a new parent fate delivered to me 2 different phone calls and a brand new bouncing baby.
Tanta Kringle
09-22-2010, 03:23 PM
On the 3rd day as a new parent fate delivered to me 3 a.m. feedings, 2 different phone calls and a brand new bouncing baby.
Just Whisper
09-22-2010, 04:52 PM
On the 4th day as a new parent fate delivered to me...4 bags of dirty diapers, 3 a.m. feedings, 2 different phone calls, and a brand new bouncing baby.
Carrie
09-22-2010, 04:59 PM
On the 5th day as a new parent fate delivered to me..., a shirt with spit up on it, 4 bags of dirty diapers, 3 a.m. feedings, 2 different phone calls, and a brand new bouncing baby.
Just Whisper
09-23-2010, 05:52 AM
On the 6th day as a new parent fate delivered to me...,6 trips to the pediatrician, 5 shirts with spit up on them, 4 bags of dirty diapers, 3 a.m. feedings, 2 different phone calls, and a brand new bouncing baby.
chris
09-23-2010, 05:56 AM
On the 7th day as a new parent fate delivered to me... 7 whats his names ,6 trips to the pediatrician, 5 shirts with spit up on them, 4 bags of dirty diapers, 3 a.m. feedings, 2 different phone calls, and a brand new bouncing baby.
Tanta Kringle
09-23-2010, 02:35 PM
On the 8th day as a new parent fate delivered to me... 8 sleepless nights, 7 whats his names ,6 trips to the pediatrician, 5 shirts with spit up on them, 4 bags of dirty diapers, 3 a.m. feedings, 2 different phone calls, and a brand new bouncing baby.
Just Whisper
09-23-2010, 07:08 PM
On the 9th day as a new parent fate delivered to me... 9 disgruntled nannies, 8 sleepless nights, 7 whats his names ,6 trips to the pediatrician, 5 shirts with spit up on them, 4 bags of dirty diapers, 3 a.m. feedings, 2 different phone calls, and a brand new bouncing baby.
chris
09-24-2010, 06:11 AM
On the 10th day as a new parent fate delivered to me... 10 way's to stop crying, 9 disgruntled nannies, 8 sleepless nights, 7 whats his names ,6 trips to the pediatrician, 5 shirts with spit up on them, 4 bags of dirty diapers, 3 a.m. feedings, 2 different phone calls, and a brand new bouncing baby.
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