Tequila Christmas Cookies

[Elvira]

Tequila Christmas Cookies


BE SURE TO READ IT ALL - THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!

Tequila Christmas Cookies:

1 cup of water

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 tbsp. lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle tequila

Sample the tequila in a large glass to check quality.

Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of
the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it’s best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so,
try another
cup.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just
pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to

put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!


My kind of cookies! LOL

[Sickie Ickie]

Definitely sounds yummy! LOL

[Nancj]

I think I'm going to try this recipie :D

[Elvira]

Might have to make 2 batches in one week! LOL

[Nancj]

help! I'm in the middle of making the ookies and I've lost the repepie. can U please post it another one. was it one tequila, two tequilas or three?!!

[Elvira]

LOL Nancj Too cute!

[Sickie Ickie]

That depends Nancj, how many fingers do you see? LOL

[Nancj]

would it make a difference?

[Sickie Ickie]

It does when you are asking for 1, 2, or 3 fingers more of Tequila! LOL

[Nancj]

I'll send you a batch when I'm done :)

[Sickie Ickie]

I'd rather help you make them! LOL

[Mummy deer-est]

That is hillarious! Sounds like my family (mom/sister) when we drink. It is really funny to watch us get drunk, and someone always makes an ass out of themselves. But that is really half the fun!

[Sickie Ickie]

Those that drink together, hang over together. hehehehheheee

[Mummy deer-est]

yep, and we aren't really big drinkers, so the hang over hits before the gathering is over. It starts as fun and games, and ends with, "where's the tylenol?"

[Sickie Ickie]

I'm just impressed you spelled the medicine correctly!

[Xmaslilly]

I make a few batches of those and not just during xmas!!!

[Elvira]

Let me know when you're making your next batch Xmaslilly, I'll fly on over on my broom!

[Sickie Ickie]

and leave in a cab! LOL

[Elvira]

LOL uh huh, can't drink and drive ya know!

[julianm]

Wow, this sounds like an interesting drink, I'll try it on somebody else first though!