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Johnny Thunder
12-24-2007, 06:22 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071219/lf_nm/christmas_elves_dc

Sickie Ickie
12-24-2007, 08:19 AM
How cool is that? To actually change the unemployment rate by building on Santa's elves?

Blinky
01-09-2008, 08:29 AM
That was a nice story Thanks Johnny

Mummy deer-est
01-09-2008, 07:11 PM
I could go crazy if I had to wear a red pointy hat all day long!

But I think its cool that all of the companies agree on the same story - that is comitment!

Sickie Ickie
01-09-2008, 08:58 PM
and economics. :)

Nancj
01-09-2008, 09:10 PM
I didnt know such places existed. that was a nice story.
Really Mummy, if you think about all the crazy things most people have to put up with in the work place, wearing a red pointy hat might not seem as bad after all. LOL:)

Sickie Ickie
01-09-2008, 09:14 PM
It could go between your two pointy horns. hehehhehehheheheeee

Nancj
01-09-2008, 09:17 PM
That would only make it more fun!!

Sickie Ickie
01-09-2008, 09:37 PM
or get two and wear them like the ol' Madonna Vid. :p

Nancj
01-09-2008, 09:44 PM
Yikes! I just had a mental picture of that:eek:

Mummy deer-est
01-10-2008, 07:26 AM
lmao!
that is true, Nancj...I used to have boss that I think could use one of those red pointy hats up her.....ahem. :eek:

Sickie Ickie
01-10-2008, 08:17 AM
That may be what she needed as a release, Mummy. :D

Blinky
01-10-2008, 08:19 AM
lo sickie you are to much

Mummy deer-est
01-10-2008, 09:25 AM
lmao Sickie!!!
I'm sure that was but one of her many issues!

Nancj
01-10-2008, 11:05 AM
so many uses for a red pointy hat, so little time!:D

Sickie Ickie
01-10-2008, 06:17 PM
LMAO!!! Good to have people here with senses of humor! :D

Mummy deer-est
01-10-2008, 06:23 PM
101 Uses for a Red Point Hat.....By ChristmasFanClub

1. Stick it up your bosses rear.
2. Get two and become Madonna while vogue-ing
3. Put it on the "dunce" who gets 100 gift cards at a time. grrrrrr.
4. Use it as a parking cone to save your place at Home Depot -- you know your there that often.

5....????

Sickie Ickie
01-10-2008, 06:34 PM
5. That cone light Christmas tree has to have a base.

6. Turn it upside down to hold all those delicious candy treats Muffy makes!

7. Use it as a megaphone at the parking lot at the public school: "It's pronounced CHRISTMAS, NOT X-MAS!!! JUST SAY IT!!!" :p

Blinky
01-10-2008, 09:57 PM
8) buy another one a mark your space at Lowes

Nancj
01-11-2008, 07:50 AM
9) use in your Halloween props to impale your vampires with.

Sickie Ickie
01-11-2008, 09:13 PM
10) Use as an alcohol funnel for those make and takes!

Nancj
01-12-2008, 09:58 AM
Mmmm funnel.
11) Use to pour batter into to make Funnel cakes!

Sickie Ickie
01-12-2008, 08:38 PM
12) play it as a trumpet every time Larry walks into the forum.

Mummy deer-est
01-13-2008, 07:44 PM
lol!

13. Use it as a stand-in stocking...cause I've been good all year - mostly.

Sickie Ickie
01-13-2008, 08:05 PM
Use it as a stand for your prized glass ornament ball.