The Christmas Story Game: Sort of

[Blinky]

You Can Add Any Three Words you like about Christmas to make this story: I'll begin..

It's was the

[Nancj]

night before BlackFriday

[Blinky]

and the kids

[Nancj]

drove mom crazy

[Blinky]

as they piled

[bethene]

into the car

[Blinky]

singing this old

[Nancj]

yet a goodie

[Blinky]

oldie moldie songs

[Sickie Ickie]

"Gramma is Lazy!"

[Nancj]

This is how

[Blinky]

the song begins

[Sickie Ickie]

"Gramma is Crazy

[Blinky]

as a Looney...

[Sickie Ickie]

A wacky lady

[bethene]

as ever was

[Blinky]

a talking cat

[Sickie Ickie]

that sings crooney

[Blinky]

a sounds like

[Sickie Ickie]

a patridge being

[Blinky]

plucked to death.

where did everyone go?

[Nancj]

We finally arrived

[bethene]

at the scene

[Blinky]

at Disney World

[Nancj]

What a treat!

[Blinky]

we all piled

[bethene]

onto a ride

[woodmizer]

after we ate

[Mummy deer-est]

some fried food

[Sickie Ickie]

and burnt bread.

[Blinky]

Sickie got sick

[Mummy deer-est]

all over the

[Sickie Ickie]

elves at the

[Blinky]

Haunted Mansion Ride.

[Sickie Ickie]

It was then

[Blinky]

Mummydeer-est yelled out

[Sickie Ickie]

I have candy

[Blinky]

everybody ran to

[Sickie Ickie]

eat chocolate and

[Mummy deer-est]

give her hugs. :D

[bethene]

because she's sweet

[Mummy deer-est]

And she said

[Blinky]

then we went

[Nancj]

And she said

Blinky pay attention

[Sickie Ickie]

*raspberry*

[Blinky]

sorry brain fart

you Guys are

[Sickie Ickie]

We're brain farts? :p J/k

too hairy to

[Blinky]

lo no Sickie I had a BF
be big foot

[bethene]

so you must

[Blinky]

Shave Your legs

[Sickie Ickie]

so your toes

[Blinky]

will look nice

[Sickie Ickie]

with nail polish

[Blinky]

and tiny sprakles.

[bethene]

to wear your

[Blinky]

pretty Pink tutu

[Sickie Ickie]

as a headband

[Blinky]

and Everyone Thought

[Nancj]

My what big

[Blinky]

Pocket-book he carries.

[Nancj]

The more to

[Blinky]

carry things in

[Nancj]

makes my butt

[Blinky]

look so tiny.

[bethene]

next to the

[Blinky]

pink elephant in

[Sickie Ickie]

my shirt pocket.

[Mummy deer-est]

This is weird

[Sickie Ickie]

said the leprechaun

[Nancj]

as he laughed

[bethene]

at the elephant

[Sickie Ickie]

carrying the blue

[Mummy deer-est]

pinata and the

[Blinky]

bottle of rum.

[Mummy deer-est]

I'm not drunk

[Blinky]

but the Talking

[Sickie Ickie]

pickle in my

[Blinky]

said that Nancj

[Nancj]

was really hot!

[Sickie Ickie]

Of course, tobasco

[Blinky]

goes good on

[Nancj]

salami and macaroni

[Sickie Ickie]

when they are

[Blinky]

cooked slowly over

[Sickie Ickie]

a nice roaring

[Blinky]

Bar-B-Q is that 3 words?

[Mummy deer-est]

But Sickie really

[Blinky]

put to much

[Mummy deer-est]

tobasco on his

[Nancj]

salami and now

[Blinky]

now we all

[Mummy deer-est]

are wishing that

[Blinky]

we had something

[Nancj]

better to drink

[Blinky]

like peppermint schnapps.

[Sickie Ickie]

Suger free schnapps

[Nancj]

so the party can

[Nancj]

oops sorry thats four words!!!

[Sickie Ickie]

can have antidisestablishmentarianism

[Blinky]

and we all

[Mummy deer-est]

look up antidisestablishmentarianism

[Sickie Ickie]

in the thesaurus

[Mummy deer-est]

and find out

[Blinky]

that we have

[Sickie Ickie]

a dinosaurus in

[Blinky]

in the trunk

[Sickie Ickie]

of the elephant.

[Mummy deer-est]

He is not......

[Nancj]

the smart ass

[Blinky]

who tired to

[Sickie Ickie]

eat a large

[Blinky]

pepperoni pizza with

(have you all noticed Sickie is always thinking of food,lol)

[Mistress Muffy]

extra cheese & sausage!!

[Mummy deer-est]

But he is.....

[Sickie Ickie]

eating cheesecake while

(I like food, :D )

[Blinky]

watching his Favorite

[Mummy deer-est]

horror movie called

[Blinky]

they wanted him

[Nancj]

to eat cafeteria

[Blinky]

food that smelled

[Sickie Ickie]

like ol' Santa's

[Nancj]

barn where he

[Sickie Ickie]

keeps his favorite

[Blinky]

socks and boots.

[Sickie Ickie]

Mrs Claus asked

[Blinky]

What are you

[Sickie Ickie]

proving to your

[Blinky]

elves if you

[Mummy deer-est]

go around saying

[Blinky]

Lemberger cheese is

[Sickie Ickie]

as aromatic as

[Blinky]

the south end

[Mummy deer-est]

of a pig's

[Sickie Ickie]

pink well rounded

[Blinky]

curly rear end.

[Nancj]

and he said...

[Blinky]

waka,waka,waka

[Mummy deer-est]

*mummy is snickering too hard to post - skip me!*
lol :D

[Sickie Ickie]

while imitating Chewbaka

[Blinky]

and singing the

[Mummy deer-est]

mupets theme song

[Sickie Ickie]

*imagining what that would sound like. LOL*

Just then, a

[Blinky]

*dink a dink ado ado morf morf*

muppet said to

[Nancj]

Blinky, lets go

[Blinky]

Give Mummydeerest a

[Sickie Ickie]

photo of sexy

[Mummy deer-est]

*gotta see this one!*

[Blinky]

reindeer's dancing to

[Nancj]

the Cha-cha as

[Sickie Ickie]

watermelons in water

[Blinky]

That look like


* Hi everyone Hope your Fine***

[Blinky]

I took a Video of Sickie making spegetti the other night,Boy is he funny!!
YouTube - Muppets - Swedish Chef - Hot Sauce :)

[Mummy deer-est]

roflmao, blinky!!!!!!! That is so freakin' funny.

Nice to *see* you, blinks...good here, hope you are too. :)

[Blinky]

ok back to the thread i thought it was LYAO funny
and it looks like Sickie,lol

[Blinky]

restart of thread here Sickie with:

Mummy washing dishes

[Sickie Ickie]

I lost my place in this thread! LOL

[EnlightenedGrinch]

in the toilet......

[Blinky]

and they smelled

[Mummy deer-est]

just like a

[EnlightenedGrinch]

flatulent sumo wrestler

[Blinky]

that was to

[Sickie Ickie]

eager with perfume.

[Blinky]

So, then we

[Mummy deer-est]

decided to go

[Blinky]

to Burger King.

[EnlightenedGrinch]

My Whopper tasted..

[Sickie Ickie]

like a flame

[EnlightenedGrinch]

broiled week old

[digbugsgirl]

piece of cardboard

[Sickie Ickie]

that was soaked

[Mummy deer-est]

in a vat.......

[EnlightenedGrinch]

of gutter slime...

[Mummy deer-est]

and my fries

[EnlightenedGrinch]

looked just like......

[Nancj]

someone had just

[Sickie Ickie]

had an accident

[bethene]

on my plate

[Sickie Ickie]

Just then Santa

[bethene]

walked into the

[EnlightenedGrinch]

joint, covered in....

[Sickie Ickie]

chocolate syrup and

[Clarice]

wearing rubber gloves

[bethene]

but without his

[Blinky]

Hazmat gear on.

[bethene]

He tiptoed into

[Blinky]

he tip toe

[EnlightenedGrinch]

(into) the men's restroom......

[Sickie Ickie]

and screamed loudly

[Clarice]

What is that

[Sickie Ickie]

sauce doing on

[EnlightenedGrinch]

my precious sack

[Clarice]

just then Vixen

[Xmaslilly]

said "that's not

[bethene]

the way to

[Blinky]

Clean the sack.

*Hi Everyone, Sorry I have been busy ! Angel almost done

[Sickie Ickie]

Blow torches work

[Blinky]

to keep the

[Sickie Ickie]

flies off the

[bethene]

sleigh, so that

[Blinky]

it doesn't freeze
***hey Sickie I submited some stuff to your Website

[bethene]

inside of the

[Clarice]

C.C.D. (cocoa, cookie dispenser)

[bethene]

Santa then tried

[Blinky]

starting a fire

[bethene]

to warm up

[Blinky]

His Little bumm.

[Sickie Ickie]

but the bum

[Blinky]

got rosey red

*sickie I PM'ed you

[Sickie Ickie]

from drinking peppermint

(Blinks, try again the PM)

[EnlightenedGrinch]

flavored malt liquor

[Sickie Ickie]

that blinky brought

[EnlightenedGrinch]

for the purpose

[EnlightenedGrinch]

The story so far........

It was the night before BlackFriday and the kids drove mom crazy as they piled into the car singing this old yet a goodie oldie moldie songs "Gramma is Lazy!" This is how the song begins: "Gramma is Crazy as a Looney, A Wacky Lady as ever was, a talking cat that sings crooney and sounds like a partridge being plucked to death."
We finally arrived at the scene at Disney World. What a Treat! We all piled onto a ride after we ate some fried food and burnt bread. Sickie got sick all over the elves at the Haunted Mansion ride. It was then, Mummydeer-est yelled out "I have Candy!" Everybody ran to eat chocolate and give her hugs because she's sweet. And she said "raspberry". "You guys are too hairy to be big foot so you must shave your legs so your toes will look nice with nail polish and tiny sparkles to wear your pretty pink tutu as a headband". And everyone thought-my, what big pocket book he carries. "The more to carry things in makes my butt look so tiny next to the pink elephant in my shirt pocket".
"This is weird", said the leprechaun as he laughed at the elephant carrying the blue pinata and the bottle of rum. "I'm not drunk, but the talking pickle in my (?) said that Nancj was really hot!" Of course tabasco goes good on salami and macaroni when they are cooked slowly over a nice roaring BAR-B-Q.
But Sickie realy put too much tabasco on his salami and now, NOW we all are wishing that we had something better to drink like Peppermint Schnapps. Sugar free Schnapps so the party can antidisestablishmentarianism and we all look up anti dis establishmentarianism in the thesarus and find out that we have a dinosaurus in the trunk of the elephant. He is not the smart ass who tried to eat a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and sausage!! But he is eating cheescake while watching his favorite horror movie called: "They wanted him to eat cafeteria food that smelled like 'ol Santa's barn where he keeps his favorite socks and boots". Mrs. Claus asked-"What are you proving to your elves if you go around saying Limburger cheese is as aromatic as the south end of a pig's well rounded curly rear end?"
And he said "WAKA, WAKW, WAKA", while imitating Chewbacca and singing the muppets theme song. Just then a muppet said to Blinky, "Let's go give Mummydeerest a photo of sexy reindeers dancing to the Cha-Cha as watermelons in water that look like Mummy washing dishes in the toilet and they smelled just like a flatulent sumo wrestler that was too eager with perfume.
So then we decided to go to Burger King. My Whopper tasted like a flame-broiled week old piece of cardboard that was soaked in a vat of gutter slime, and my fries looked just like someone had just had an accident on my plate.
Just then Santa walked into the joint, covered in chocolate syrup and wearing rubber gloves but without his HAZMAT gear on. He tiptoed into the men's restroom and screamed loudly- "What is that sauce doing on my precious sack!" Just then Vixen said- "That's not the way to clean the sack! Blow torches work to keep the flies off the sleigh, so that it doesn't freeze inside of the C.C.D. (Cocoa, Cookie dispenser.) Santa then tried starting a fire to warm up his little bumm, but the bum got rosey red from drinking peppermint flavored malt liquor that Blinky brought for the purpose..............

NOW THE STORY CONTINUES...................

[bethene]

of using it

[Sickie Ickie]

to clean her

[Blinky]

but Sickie Drank

*** Enlighten Grinch Thanks for writing the story..

[Xmaslilly]

all of it.

[Sickie Ickie]

Yum said Sickie

[bethene]

what is in

[Blinky]

this drink, huh?

[bethene]

I hope that

[Sickie Ickie]

I can buy .

[bethene]

what I want

[Sickie Ickie]

at the little

[Blinky]

corner 7/11 store

[Nancj]

has many yummy

[Clarice]

green slimy things

[Sickie Ickie]

that wiggle when

[Xmaslilly]

the fish chase

[Sickie Ickie]

them around the

[Blinky]

the ice pond

[bethene]

that is thawing

[Blinky]

and causing my

[Clarice]

ice house to

[bethene]

melt away to

[Blinky]

make the ice

[Sickie Ickie]

moat around the

[Blinky]

Candy Shop so

[bethene]

that the kids

[Blinky]

can eat all

[Sickie Ickie]

the sugary moving

[Clarice]

snowmen and reindeer

[Sickie Ickie]

that slip and

[bethene]

slide their way

[Sickie Ickie]

past the huge

[bethene]

bag of wind

[Nancj]

that Santa carries

[Blinky]

so next time

[Sickie Ickie]

beware of the

[bethene]

the very big