Fortune Cookie Wisdom

[Tanta Kringle]

If you were a writer of fortune cookies, what tidbit of wisdom would you share?

For instance:
- The shifts of fortune test the reliability of friends
- Keep skunks at a distance
- A closed mouth gathers no feet


I'll start: Words that soak into your heart are whispered, not yelled.

[Sickie Ickie]

Beware of women who wear falsies, their words may be false, too.

[Tanta Kringle]

Do not skinny dip in a pond with snapping turtles

[CB_Christmas]

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

[Tanta Kringle]

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Confusious say: "Man who fart in church, sit in own pew."

[Tanta Kringle]

Eagles can soar, but Weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. :twisted:

[CB_Christmas]

"That wasn't chicken" :)

[Tanta Kringle]

"Help, I'm being held prisoner in a chinese bakery!"

[theedwin]

The secret is, there is no secret.

[Tanta Kringle]

...
....sorry, that was sick, found it on a website...

[CB_Christmas]

".... *gasp* IM FREE!! ...."

[Tanta Kringle]

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

[chris]

No need to worry! You will always have everything that you need.