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Olga
06-28-2010, 12:23 AM
- Oh, Im so sorry, I put it in a safe place and now I can not find it...

- I've donated it to a charity.. Isnt what you would want to?

- I thought I could get it cheaper in the sales

- I couldn't think of anything to buy for a person who has everything...

- Oh dear, i left it on the bus....

- A reindeer ate it...........................

- I liked it so much, I kept it myself...

- The Intenert site I bought it from, went burst.

- Your stocking must have a hole in it....

:green:
Just Whisper
06-28-2010, 09:30 AM
:tree:I had to special order it and it has been on back order for 2 months.

:tree:I bought you a really great gift but my husband took it to the office party for their gift exchange.

:tree:The gift I got you was recalled so I have to start over looking for a new one.

:tree:I could not think of anything that is worthy of you.
Sickie Ickie
06-28-2010, 09:58 AM
I figured with cash you could buy anything you wanted.
EnlightenedGrinch
06-28-2010, 10:58 AM
"The Grinch took it."

"Do I KNOW you??"

"I lost all my savings to Bernie Madoff."

"I was abducted by aliens."

"I'm schizophrenic. The other guy told me he gave it to you."
Just Whisper
06-28-2010, 02:20 PM
LMAO Grinch...("I'm schizophrenic. The other guy told me he gave it to you." )
Craig
06-28-2010, 04:35 PM
Sorry, I give presents to those I WANT to give presents.:)
bluexmas
11-24-2010, 08:15 PM
I was suppose to get you something?
Craig
11-24-2010, 08:20 PM
I paid attention to you a bit ago..... (that wasn't ENOUGH?):)
bluexmas
11-24-2010, 08:25 PM
Craig... you could get in alots of trouble for that! hahahahaha
Olga
07-24-2011, 11:35 PM
- I wanted you to wait so then it would make it more exciting for you...
- My dog ate it... :deer:
EnlightenedGrinch
09-23-2011, 08:36 PM
"Don't you believe in Delayed Gratification??"

"By the time I paid the tax, it didn't exist anymore!"

"I donated it in your name to my favorite charity--ME!"
Sickie Ickie
09-26-2011, 06:40 AM
Present? Here I am! I'm present!
CJ92
10-13-2011, 12:40 PM
I would simply tell them I got robbed.
ij20me
11-17-2011, 04:14 PM
I thought I put it in the trunk, must have left it home. I'll get it to you next time.

Secretly, you rewrap a gift two weeks later.
klacc
12-02-2011, 01:10 PM
:tree:I could not think of anything that is worthy of you.
That is the best one. Haha.