I Can...I Can't

[Just Whisper]

Write something you can do, for example..."I can drive a bulldozer."
Then write something you cannot do like "but I cannot sing opera."

The next poster has to be able to perform the previous task and responds with..."I can sing opera, but I cannot pour cement". You can play with it and say things like "I can sing opera but the dogs all run away" to make it a true statement.


I can make terrific spaghetti

I cannot whistle through my fingers

[Sickie Ickie]

I can whistle though my fingers, but only if I I'm holding a whistle.

I can't sing opera.

[Rybcon]

I can sing opera if I'm lip syncing.

I can't jump very high

[Just Whisper]

I can jump really high, on a trampoline

but I can't repair a broken television

[Frosty]

I can repair a tv
I cant weld though

[theedwin]

I can weld

but I can't think of anything I can't do. (ha ha, just joking.... double negative)

I can't play the clarinet.

[Craig]

(what's a clarinet?) I can blow my own horn!

I can't dance without people laughing at me.....:)

[Just Whisper]

I can most assuredly dance without people laughing at me

But I can't figure out pi (TT)

[Just Whisper]

don"t you guys like this game?

[Sickie Ickie]

Out of sight, out of mind. LOL

If I have a recipie for pie I can make it.

I can't do carpentry well.

[Craig]

I can do carpentry pretty well,

I can't swim much better than a rock, though......:)

[Just Whisper]

Out of sight, out of mind. LOL

If I have a recipie for pie I can make it.

I can't do carpentry well.

That's one way to skirt around the issue sickie. LOL


I can swim a little better than a rock.

I can't drive a tractor-trailer (semi)

[Sickie Ickie]

I drove short trucks for U-Haul,

I can't write computer code yet.

[Craig]

I can write computer code (problem is, the computer can't read it):)

I can't catch a fish

[alan]

i can catch a fish

i can't get the hang of lor for toffee.

[Craig]

Toffee I can do, LOR is in my future,

I can't drink whiskey (LOOOOOOOONG story!):):):)

[Just Whisper]

I can put away some whiskey (lots of long stories) LOL

I cannot land an airplane without crashing

[alan]

i can land a plane (model)
i can't get the wife to stop nagging. :(

[Sickie Ickie]

I can get the wife to stop nagging

...I can't have a life if I did everything so she would STOP nagging.

[Craig]

I suppose I am a lucky man, I can do everything Marks wants and he hardly EVER nags, so I can have my life and get the "honey-dos" done too.

I can't be out in the direct sun for more than 5 minutes or I start burning!

[Just Whisper]

I can stay out in the sun for quite a while

I can't play the drums

[Sickie Ickie]

I can play the drums...just not well. LOL

I can take care of multiple animals.

[Craig]

I can take care of multiple animals, easily (but I left the farm for a REASON!)

I can't be around lillies (allergic!)

[Sickie Ickie]

I can be around lilies,

but I can't stand dust because of allergies!

[Craig]

I can dust

I just can't stop sneezing when I do....

[Just Whisper]

I can stop sneezing, after an alavert and about 4 hours.


I can't cook a really good roast.

[Craig]

I CAN cook a really good roast (my mother taught me that)

I can't play golf very well

[Sickie Ickie]

I can play golf well...if it is mini golf.

I can't separate laundry.

[Carrie]

I can play golf well...if it is mini golf.

I can't separate laundry.

I can't play golf well (but I like it anyway)

I can carve wood.

[Sickie Ickie]

I can't carve wood

I can tie dye shirts

I can't ice skate

[alan]

i can ice skate (really well for an old man according to our grandson) :)
i can't do heights :(

[Just Whisper]

Well, that leaves me out of this one too Alan. LOL

[Craig]

I can do heights (as long as I am wearing an adult daiper!:)

I can't ski (I agree with my father on this one: "anyone who'd fall off a mountain on a pair of upturned bedslats is crazy!":):):)

[bethene]

I can ski- if only in my imagination...

I can't rotate tires

[Sickie Ickie]

I can rotate tires, if i drive my car to do it.

I can't cook in my own stove...because we don't have one right now.

[Craig]

I can cook on our stove (I would RATHER take a beating though)

I can't keep my fingernails from chipping and breaking:(

[Sickie Ickie]

I can keep my fingernails from chipping and breaking...because I bite them down.

I can't play the sax anymore.

[Just Whisper]

I can play sex....oh...you said SAX...never mind then.

[Craig]

I can play sex....oh...you said SAX...never mind then.

LMAO, JW!:):):)

I can play sax (on the stereo, that is)

I can't draw worth beans.:(

[Just Whisper]

I can draw fairly well

I can't do calculus

[Sickie Ickie]

Shame on you giving me dirty thoughts. LOL

I can do calculus if I copy off someone else.

I can't eat brunsweiger.

[Just Whisper]

I can eat brunsweiger, but I will throw it up after.

I can't play a very good game of chess

[Sickie Ickie]

I can play a good game of chess if my brother tells me where to move. (He was an actual Chess Master.)

I can't fly without a plane.

[Craig]

I can fly (EASILY) without a plane, If I have done something to make the day of someone else (just because I want to)

I can't STAND the smell of a skunk!:)

[Just Whisper]

I can tolerate the smell of skunk,

I can't use a snorkel when I go snorkeling (what a funny sounding word)

[bethene]

I could probably use a snorkel, if I ever had the chance to go snorkeling(it IS a funny word, JW!)
I can't seem to get my basement straightened out and organized

[Sickie Ickie]

I can get my basement organized...since I don't have one.

I can't lift over 150 lbs

[Frosty]

I can lift over 150 depending on the lift.

I cant stand people that pop their collar! (DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT!) Collars are supposed to be down. whats their deal? back of the neck getting cold? Then they call it pimp....??? what does that even MEAN!???? I think only one man could pull that off and that was Elvis...If you aint Elvis COLLAR DOWN!!!!

The End :)

[Craig]

I can deal with someone who pops their collar:)

I can't read worth beans without my glasses (unless the letters are about an inch high of course):):):)

[Sickie Ickie]

I can read fine print

I can't always understand it!

[Just Whisper]

I can understand fine print, as long as it is the fine print on a bottle of tylenol


I can't drive for very long because of my disks; my arms go to sleep.

[Mummy deer-est]

I can drive for a very long time (drove 3/4ths of the way home from Disney); I can't eat cilantro with out wanting to vomit.

[Just Whisper]

me either...LOL

[Craig]

I can eat cilantro

I can't fly a blimp:)

[Just Whisper]

I can fly a blimp...if it's a remote control toy blimp.


I can't swing dance

[bethene]

I can swing dance- in my dreams
I can't deal with rude people

[Craig]

I can deal with rude people (I just tell them there is a certain HOT PLACE they are more than welcome to visit!):):):)

I can't tell what poison ivy looks like

[Sickie Ickie]

I can tell you- as soon as I find out myself.

I can't stand house spiders

[Rybcon]

I can stand spiders in someone elses house.

I can't stand politics

[Craig]

I can stand politics (I drive Mark nuts every election because I get so into it)

I can't have a cat without my allergy meds (but I LOVE cats and allergy meds are a small price to pay):):):)

[Mummy deer-est]

I can have a cat - just use the allergy meds for everything else.

I can't keep plants alive. Ever.

[Just Whisper]

I can keep plants alive...right up until I kill them,

I can't see my aura

[Craig]

I can see my aura, your aura, the car's aura too (after a I get clobbered by a heavy object)

I can't run worth beans.cry:

[Just Whisper]

I can run like the wind...all the way to my mailbox.

I can't write a computer program

[Craig]

I can write a computer program....... (in CPM - a dead computer language)

I can't get up cheerful in the morning (it takes at LEAST an hour):)

[Just Whisper]

I love mornings...I am always cheerful.

I can't hold an ink pen in my right hand

[Craig]

I can hold an ink pen in my right hand (and I am right-handed) what I write looks like it happened during an earthquake!:)

I can't abide the smell of a paper mill

[Just Whisper]

I can abide the smell of a paper mill, as long as I can hold my breath. We frequently have to drive past the one in the next town.


I can't sleep while my husband is snoring

[Sickie Ickie]

I can sleep while my spouse is snoring if I sleep in the other room.

I can't eat broken glass.

[Craig]

I can eat broken glass (as long as it is theatrical "break away" glass)

I can't wiggle my nose like Elizabeth Montgomery in "Bewitched":)

[Sickie Ickie]

I can wiggle my nose like her...especially if it is broken.

I can't stand SOUR!

[bethene]

I like sour- as long as it is candy-
I don't like brussel sprouts

[CB_Christmas]

I dont like brussel sprouts,
but I can speak a 2nd language.

[Craig]

I LOVE brussles sprouts!

I can speak a second language (as long as pig latin qualifies):)

I can't put my foot behind my head.

[CB_Christmas]

I can put my foot behind my head (my severed leg Halloween prop that is)
I cant stand snow (yuck)

[Just Whisper]

I love snow...in a cone,


But I can't hit that high note in our national anthem...

[Craig]

I can hit the high note in the national anthem (as long as I START in the basement at the beginning of the song)

I can't drink Uozo

[CB_Christmas]

I can drink ouzo (when Im of age in a few years)
I cant cook rice

[Craig]

:)Rice, I can cook (I just detest cooking is all):)


I can't deal with shrieking children

[CB_Christmas]

I can deal with shreiking kids (sometimes I have to at work)
I cant eat mushrooms

[Craig]

I love mushrooms!

I can't fly a plane

[Just Whisper]

I can fly a plane, as long as it is already in the air (my hubby taught me).

I can't hear that funny ring tone kids have on their cell phones that only people under a certain age can hear (it's for real).

[CB_Christmas]

I can hear that ringtone!
I cant speak infront of large crowds

[alan]

I can speak to large groups ( best man's speech at 2 different weddings) :)
I can't speak any language but English. :(

[CB_Christmas]

I can speak both english and french
I cant go a day without going on Facebook

[Craig]

I can go forever without facebook

I can't ride horseback anymore:(

[Just Whisper]

I can ride a horse (if I could find one)

I can't lose the 12 pounds I put on this winter

[CB_Christmas]

I could lose the weight, if it wasnt for all these addicting games

I cant believe its not butter ;)

[Craig]

I can believe it's not butter

I can't do mountain climbing (as in the alps)

[CB_Christmas]

I could mountain climb, if I wasnt affraid of heights.

I cant sit and watch a game of football

[Just Whisper]

I have had to sit through many games of football


I can't drive to China in my car

[CB_Christmas]

I can drive to China in my car. provided it was a toy car and a world map. ;)

I cant eat just one lays chip

[Carrie]

I can drive to China in my car. provided it was a toy car and a world map. ;)

I cant eat just one lays chip


I can eat just one Lays chip (in fact I can pass on them altogether!)

I can't resist a good horror movie!

[Sickie Ickie]

I can resist watching a good horror movie, if I can watch a good B-Horror movie instead. :)

I can't go 8 hrs without peeing.

[alan]

I can go 8 hrs without peeing.
when im sleeping

i can't ride a motorcycle.

[Just Whisper]

I can ride a motorcycle, if it's really small (I can't reach the ground) :(


I can't read hieroglyphics

[Sickie Ickie]

I used to be able to write in Egyptian Hieroglyphics.

I can't figure out electronic circuitry.

[Craig]

I can figure out electronic circuitry (yeah RIGHT! -in my dreams!)

I can't skate (either ice OR roller skate)blush: (I have all the co-ordination of a sack of dirt!)

[bethene]

I can skate, ice, roller, and rollerblade,

I can't sing in tune

[Just Whisper]

I can sing in tune, but only in the shower with the radio playing


I can't remember where I put the spare light bulb to my UV filter.

[Craig]

I can remember where I put my spare light bulbs, alright.

I can't make this blasted wind stop though (springtime in northern arizona, gotta love it):)

[Just Whisper]

I can make the wind stop blowing simply by going indoors


I can't decide what color to paint my bedroom

[Craig]

I can decide on paint colors quickly.

I can't make a decent lasagnia (sp?)

[Just Whisper]

my lasagna rocks

i can't sail a sailboat

[bethene]

I can sail a sailboat, in the tub!
I can't tune a car

[Craig]

I can tune a car! (as long as it involves tunes on the radio, that is)blush:

I can't fly a kite (unless you consider crashing it straight into the ground, FLYING the stupid thing)

[Just Whisper]

I can fly a kite

I can't juggle 3 items, like balls

[Sickie Ickie]

I can juggle- in fact I used to teach intermediate juggling at conventions. Pins, balls, juggling tricks, etc.

I can't seem to stop biting my nails.

[Craig]

I can stop biting my nails (then they just break and split)

I can't understand why people just can't get along.....

[Just Whisper]

I can understand why people can't get along...they are ignorant, jealous and selfish.


I can't ride a skateboard without falling off and busting my arse.

[bethene]

I can ride a skate board- if sitting on my arse.
I can't seem to get my basement organized!

[Sickie Ickie]

I can get my basement organized since I don't have one.

I can't seem to get repairs on my house done faster than the bills that come in.

[Tanta Kringle]

I can get some bills paid, all of the time.

But I can't balance my checkbook, most of the time.

[Craig]

I can balance my checkbook

I can't balance myself (I have all the co-ordination of a sack of dirt):)

[Sickie Ickie]

I can balance myself,

I can't sleep well at night.

[Tanta Kringle]

I can sleep well, but still...

I can't wake-up refreshed!

[CB_Christmas]

I can wake up refreshed. ( provided I just had 10+ hours of sleep):)

I cant stand spiders! YUCKK!!!!:)

[Tanta Kringle]

I can stand spiders in NO way, shape or form (yuckkk, back at ya!),
yet,
I can't kill them little beasts...

[Just Whisper]

I can kill a spider faster than a streak of lightening


I can't swim underwater very far

[Craig]

I can swim under water easily! (I sink like a rock!):)

I can't read the fine print like I could in my younger days.....

[CB_Christmas]

I can read fine print (im still in my "younger days")

I cant sleep with the bedroom door open.

[Tanta Kringle]

I can sleep with my bedroom door open, if you leave a light on

I can't make cheese...

[CB_Christmas]

I can make cheese (disappear;))

I cant sing in harmony.:(

[Tanta Kringle]

I can sing in Harmony, Pennsylvania - but I've been banned by the mayor

I can't eat anchovies...

[CB_Christmas]

I can eat anchovies (only in caesar dressing though...)

I cant live without orange fanta.

[Tanta Kringle]

I can burp a song while sipping orange fanta.

I can't climb a tree...

[Nephew Fred]

I can sing on stage in front of a 1,000 people.

I cant balance my checkbook.

[Just Whisper]

I can climb a tree while I am balancing my checkbook I (I bank online)

I cannot figure out how to build a sound recorder for my props


Note to Fred.. Be sure to use the "I Cannot" from the person before you for your "I Can", or you miss the point of the game. :)

[Tanta Kringle]

(JW - is really my fault for the mess up. I shoulda said "I can live without fanta" sorry!!!!! But I wanna hear Fred sing...)

I can build a sound recorder for my props, in the magical christmas village of pretendland...

I can't watch horror movies.

[CB_Christmas]

I Can watch a horror movie. (in the day time with the lights on ;))

I can't listen to rap music.

[Craig]

I can listen to rap (with the volume all the way down)

I can't handle temps over 80 degrees F

[CB_Christmas]

I can handle 80+ ( as long as its not celcius)

I cant speak spanish.

[Tanta Kringle]

I can speak spanish, if my spanish translator listens in english.

I can't figure out quantum physics...

[CB_Christmas]

I can figure out quantum physics...providing I can change the laws and rules so im always right.

I cant bake my own bread.

[Tanta Kringle]

:smiley:
I can bake my own bread, and everyone elses too - love to!

I can't crack an egg with one hand.

[Craig]

I can crack an egg with one hand (then clean up the mess......)

I can't deal with mosquitos.....

[Tanta Kringle]

I can deal with moquitoes, if they are in Timbuktu whlie I am in Kalamazoo
:)
I can't fly to the moon...

[CB_Christmas]

I can fly to the moon. Just get me to try to light a gas stove or BBQ and I will prove it. ;)

I can't stand people who complain all the time.

[Tanta Kringle]

I can stand people who complain all the time, 'cuz that's what they pay me to do 40 hrs a week.

I can't be seen in a crowd of tall people...

[CB_Christmas]

I can be seen in a crowd of tall people... but it sucks cause im always wacking my head of something....blush:

I can't walk on the roof without panicing.

[Just Whisper]

I can walk on the roof without panicking (I just can't get back down off the roof without panicking)


I can't stand to have heavy blankets on my legs or feet at night

(FRED I hope I didn't hurt your feelings, I wasn't trying to be mean)

[Tanta Kringle]

I can be covered with thick blankets, 'cuz my feet are always cold.

I can't sleep without my down blanket.

[Just Whisper]

I can sleep without your down blanket, or any blanket for that matter. :)


I can't eat jalapeno peppers

[CB_Christmas]

I can eat hot peppers, as long as you have a few gallons or cold water handy...

I can't eat mashed potatoes without butter...

[Just Whisper]

I can eat mashed potatoes without butter as long as I have LOTS of margarine to put on LOL


I can't stand looking at Will Ferrell

[CB_Christmas]

I can stand looking at Will Ferrell (Elf is the best!!!!)

I can't fix a computer virus.

[Just Whisper]

I can get rid of viruses even if I have to reformat.


I can't whistle through my fingers

[Tanta Kringle]

I can whistle thru my fingers if I had a whistle to whistle thru.

I can't imagine life without Christmas...



...I can't stand looking at Will Ferrell

Thank you - I thought I was the only one...

[Just Whisper]

I can imagine life without Christmas, and it would be horrible.

I can't sail a real sailboat on the open water.

[Tanta Kringle]

I can sail a real sailboat on the open water, if my sister comes to sail with me...

I can't parachute out of an airplane...

[Sickie Ickie]

Thank you - I thought I was the only one...

Ditto! .

[Just Whisper]

I can parachute out of an airplane, but you better have a clean pair of pants waiting for me when I land.


I can't find Nephew Fred. Where'd you go Fred?

[Craig]

Oh I can parachute out of a plane alright....(They'd just have to pack so MANY men in the plane to toss me out the door, that the plane couldn't get off the ground, is all.....)idea:

I can't speak any language but english (and I REALLY wish it weren't the case)

[Tanta Kringle]

I can speak any language, but no one can translate my gibberish!

I can't stand playing without Nephew Fred, either! :(

[Nephew Fred]

I love playing with myself.surprise:

I CANT believe you made me say that!:eek:

[CB_Christmas]

I can believe they made you say that! you're lucky thats all you had to say:)

I can't weld.

[Tanta Kringle]

I can weld hearts together (jewelry, not human ones) and apparently I can shoot coffee thru my nose (thanks, Fred!)

I can't foresee the future...

[CB_Christmas]

I can see the future. Just finnished watching friday the 13th and I predicted the whole movie. :):)

I can't eat sour cream and onion chips

[Tanta Kringle]

I can eat sour cream and onion chips, 24 hours a day, if it wouldn't kill me!

I can't stand barbecue chips (yuck!)

[Nephew Fred]

I can eat BBQ Chips and Tortilla Chips and Corn Chips....

I cant fly in a plane without being a nervous wreak.

[Tanta Kringle]

I can fly a plane. Was always nervous before flying lessons. And was in a wreck once (but not while piloting).

I can't find the keys to my car!!!

[CB_Christmas]

I can find the keys to my car. They are on the key rack! (just can't drive it yet):(

I can't sleep without music

[Craig]

I can sleep without music.

I can't make head or tail out of an electronics:) schematic....

[Tanta Kringle]

I can make a head or a tail out of an electric schematic, if I knew origami...

I can't make coffee taste as good as Starbucks.

[Just Whisper]

My coffee is much better than starbucks (IMO)

I can't figure out how to use all the functions on my digital camera

[Daisy-Duck]

I can't drive 55.

[Craig]

I can drive 55 (no problem)

I can't understand how people think they can drive and text message at the same time.

[chris]

I can text

I can't keep up with my wife texting me lol.

[Just Whisper]

I can keep up with my husband texting me.


I can't stand to wear shoes when it's hot outside

[chris]

I can wear shoes when it's hot outside.

I can't stand when it's hot.

[Tanta Kringle]

I can stand when it's hot... But I prefer sitting in front of the fan.

I can't wait until the weather dips below 90 degrees! (it's 100 today-cringe)

[chris]

I can wait so I can set up in good weather.

I can't wait till the leaves fall from the tree.

[Tanta Kringle]

I can wait till the leaves fall from the tree - that'd be sometime in January around here...

I can't stand being without internet...

[Just Whisper]

I can stand being without internet...for about 24 hours.


I can't wait to go eat my pumpkin seeds.

[CB_Christmas]

I can wait to go eat my pumpkin seeds (yuck :S!)
I can't sleep while wearing socks

[Craig]

I can sleep while wearing socks (barely)

I can't wait till Halloween is over so I can get OOOOOONNNNNNN with Christmas!:):):)

[chris]

I can wait for Halloween

I can't wait to see all the little ones in their costumes

[Just Whisper]

I can wait to see them little varmints. I am getting damn tired of having to run them out of my yard every day. Gonna start shooting them. Is it ToT season yet?

I can't seem to keep the neighborhood kids out of my yard.

[Craig]

I can keep the kids out of my yard with NOOOOO problem (parents here will spank the little monsters if they get out of hand, which, FORTUNATELY, never happens):)

I actually CAN'T wait till Halloween (I LOVE this holiday..... I just love Christmas BEST!):):):)

[chris]

I can wait for Halloween so I can keep the lights and decor up a little longer.

I can't hand out candy fast enough Halloween night lol.

[Just Whisper]

I can hand out candy fast enough.

I can't figure out how to drive to Gainesville in less than 5 hours, legally! LOL.

[razlfratz]

I can drive to Gainesville is less than 5 hours. legally.

However, I can't drive to Pensacola in less than that.

[chris]

I can drive to Pensacola in less than that.

I can't get on a airplane.

[ij20me]

I can get on an airplane!


I can't afford to take one!

[Goofy]

I can afford to take one, cause i saved a fortune on making gumdrops.

I can't touch my tounge to the end of my nose

[Just Whisper]

I can touch my tongue to nose if I push on them both at the same time.

I can't keep the neighbors leaves out of my pool and yard.

[Goofy]

Oh I can keep my nieghbors leaves out of my Pool/yard,, I used round up on their trees.

I can't keep that squirrel for stealing my tinsle

[ij20me]

I can keep the squirrel from stealing my tinsel because my neighbor (sadly) owns a gun.

I can't seem not to spend money on Christmas LIGHTS!

[chris]

I can spend money on Christmas lights

I can't keep a budget...

[Just Whisper]

I can keep a budget.

I can't get my best friend off the phone. SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ij20me]

I can keep my best friend off the phone. I just screen my calls.

I can't eat mushrooms! Yuck.

[Goofy]

I can eat mushrooms...(oh the flashbacks to the 80's here they come!!!!)

I can't make duct tape art with bubblewrap

[ij20me]

I can eat mushrooms...(oh the flashbacks to the 80's here they come!!!!)

I can't make duct tape art with bubblewrap

Haha, that explains a lot!!!

[chris]

I can make duct tape art with bubblewrap

I can't make mashed potatoes

[ij20me]

I can make mashed potatoes

I can't stop being so handsome!

[chris]

Lol I can stop being so handsome

I can't ride a bike while juggling

[ij20me]

I can ride a bike while juggling

I cant yodel!

[chris]

I can yodel

I can't swim backwards

[ij20me]

I can swim backwards

I can't get in a pool


Wait what? This game is just silly.

[Hilda]

(leave to to IJ to mess it up! ROFL)

I can get in a pool!

I can't stop worrying that little kids have peed in the pool!

[ij20me]

Haha, you swam right into this one!
I can stop worrying that little kids have peed in the pool!

I can't stop worrying that Hilda peed in the pool!

[chris]

Lol I can stop worrying that Hilda peed in the pool

I can't swim

[Hilda]

I can swim! (was on swim team)

I can't stop laughing at the above two comments!! :p

[ij20me]

I can stop laughing at the above two comments!!

I can't help, but feel I need a shower after swimming in that pool!

[chris]

I can take a shower

I can't drive and dressed at the same time

[Hilda]

I can drive while dressed... (LOLOLOLOL I think you dropped a word.... do you drive naked often?!?!?!?!)

I can't, apparently, put up my display without cussing. mad:

[ij20me]

I can, apparently, put up my display without cussing

I can't tell the truth in the above statement

[Jolly Nana]

I can put up my christmas display without cussing because I will do it when no one is here so no one will hear so
I didn't cuss.LOL
I can't drive a semi

[chris]

I can drive a semi

I can't start one

[ij20me]

I can start one

I can't finish one

[chris]

I can finish one


I can't eat paint chips

[Hilda]

I can eat paint chips... if they are chips off a gingerbread house painted with royal icing.

(Whew! You made me work for that one!)

I can't say the word linoleum. (Seriously! I can't!)

[chris]

^Lol... great come back Hilda

I can say the word linoleum

I can't make a homemade candy

[Just Whisper]

I can make homemade candy.

I can't remember to go buy a new lotto ticket (they better not draw my numbers before i get it).

[ij20me]

I can remember to buy a new lotto ticket.

I can't remember where I put that winning lotto ticket I purchased last week.

[Billybones]

I can write poetry
I can't convince anybody it's any good

[ij20me]

Billybones, I guess you just never won the lotto?

That next line would have been, I can remember where I put that winning lotto ticket.

Well, off I go to count my millions.

[chris]

I can convince anybody it's any good

I can't remember my name

[Craig]

I can remember my name, alright....

I can't remember what got me started as a Christmas fanatic!:)

[chris]

I can remember what got me started as a Christmas fanatic

I can't stop making things for the display

[Hilda]

I can stop making things for the display.

Although it appears I can't stop lying... because the statement above ^ is a lie.

[ij20me]

I can stop lying

I can't stop loving Helga. AWWWW

[chris]

I can stop loving Helga

I can't see in the dark

[ij20me]

I can see in the dark.

I can't figure out apostrophes rules. I just can't.

[Hilda]

I can figure out apostrophe rules...

I can't stop overusing ellipses...

[ij20me]

Well, I am watching Joel Osteen now. Even he can't help me figure out what ellipses are. LOL

[Just Whisper]

They are the three little dots at the end of an unfinished sentence or thought. Kind of like...ummmm...this!


I can stop overusing ellipses

I can't carry a live elephant in the palm of my hand

[ij20me]

Well, I feel stupid! Well, I got to go catch the school bus back to 1st grade see you all later!

[chris]

I can carry a live elephant in the palm of my hand

I can't to without my super powers

[ij20me]

I can fly without my super powers ( had to fit something in there)

I can't get over my fear of heights.

[chris]

I can get over my fear of heights.

I can't find my car keys right now?

[Craig]

I can find my car keys right now (they are in my pocket)

I can't get my partner to stop loosing HIS! (LOL):)

[chris]

I can get my partner to stop loosing Hers!

I can't stop jumping around!

[ij20me]

I can stop jumping around!

I can't stop this pain in my neck!

[chris]

I can stop this pain in my neck!

I can't stop hitting my hand with the hammer!

[ij20me]

I can stop hitting my hand with the hammer.

I can't find my hammer!

[chris]

I can find my hammer

I can't sleepwalk

[ij20me]

I can sleepwalk

I can't fall asleep

[Billybones]

I can fall asleep
I can't find the replacement bulbs ARRRGGGH

[Craig]

I can find the replacement bulbs! (They have their own drawer on my shop bench)

I can't get up on my roof til the snow melts (this may be JUNE) :)

[chris]

I can get up on my roof til the snow melts

I can't wait till Christmas

[Hilda]

I can wait til Christmas! I want to savor every minute and I have too much to do yet!!

I can't seem to get all these decorations out of the house and into the yard!! Help!!!

[ij20me]

I can seem to get all these decorations out of the house and into the yard

I can't get a !@#$%% red light on top of Helga's house..

[chris]

Lol.. I can get a !@#$%% red light on top of Helga's house..

I can't get a cord long enough to stretch

[ij20me]

I can get a cord long enough to stretch

I can't afford anymore lights on Craigs credit card I stole

[Craig]

LOL The credit card you stole is NON-Existant! (I cut all those bloody things up!) :)

I can afford more lights on my Credit Card (it is actually a debit card)

I can NOT eat leg of lamb.....

[ij20me]

I can eat leg of lamb... (that I purchased using Craigs debit card)

I can't eat brussel sprouts

[Craig]

I can eat brussel sprouts! ( I LOVE most veggies!)

I can't live in the desert (too hot!)

[ij20me]

I can live in the desert

I can't stop biting my fingernails

[chris]

I can stop biting my fingernails

I can't find my snow shovel this morning