Rhyming game

[Sickie Ickie]

Okay new game-

1) You have to rhyme at least two times in your sentence. The more rhymes the better.

2) Your new sentence has to have something in common with the previous sentence post.

For example: Jack posts: "It's true my shoe stepped in blue goo."

Jane posts: "I stepped, then slept."

[Sickie Ickie]

The fat black cat is back!

[Rybcon]

A deep sleep is no way to keep a jeep.

[Sickie Ickie]

LOL You must have posted at the same time as me. I'll go with yours:

A Jeep may go fast, but the Model T from past will last and last.

[Rybcon]

If your car is a star than it's par to be afraid of a mar and the tar.

[Sickie Ickie]

One can be a car getter and fretter about wetter leather, but I find a horse is better for not being a debtor.

[Just Whisper]

A horse is grand until upon your arse you land when said horse decides you did not meet his demand.

[Sickie Ickie]

If you land on your seat, you could always make horse meat. :D

[Just Whisper]

I landed once upon the moon, I ate my lunch and swam too soon, I arrived back home in pain, by noon.

[putrid]

Be it day or night, midnight or noon, if you pants aren't right we'll all see a moon.

[Just Whisper]

I had a dog who would always pant, and a friend named Putrid who loved to rant. LOLjk:)

[Sickie Ickie]

Dogs are nice and Dogs are fun, from mad dogs I do run!

[Just Whisper]

I like to play, I like to run, I like to play, play, play in the sun.

[Sickie Ickie]

The sun is nice, it helps grow fruit, which top models eat- in their birthday suit.

[Just Whisper]

birthday suits are fun to wear, they're comfy all day long
They always fit, they're wash and wear, with these you can't go wrong.

[Sickie Ickie]

The problem comes when noses crinkle, 'cause my birthday suit is starting to wrinkle.

[Rybcon]

JW in her birthday suit in the mall or in the hall or in a stall would make all the trees stand very tall.

[Sickie Ickie]

Trees are green, and trees be freezin' when it comes to winter season.

[Rybcon]

There may be no reason, but it seems to always be the season for some JW teasin' which, of course, is very pleasin'.

[putrid]

If your frezzin for any reason a little squeezin be mighty pleasin.

[Just Whisper]

You can squeeze a bottle of ketchup, you can even squeeze your mayo,
But both of those taste better than to eat your squeezy Playdoh

[chris]

Playdoh is great to have and to hold can the colors be mixed in to one big mold

[putrid]

Mold is good to eat as long as it's cheese. The stuff growing on your feet could drop you to your knees.

[Just Whisper]

I have two feet that get me from here to there,
And when I'm getting dressed I put them through the holes in my underwear.

[Sickie Ickie]

Underwear is fun, or so my neighbors saw- when I pranced around the yard wearing my wife's big bra. :D

[putrid]

I run around my yard and bark at the moon. Kinda hard to do when it's only noon.

[Just Whisper]

There's a full moon tonight, so big and blue
It's a beautiful sight, Happy New Year to you.

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Happy New Year to you and I hope it's just fine,
Now let's sing a few bars of "Auld Lang Syne".

[Sickie Ickie]

2011 is not here, and 2009 is soon to have been, so let's ring in 2010!

[putrid]

Ode to the year it's been. A hope the new will bring.
I'll rase my voice with you and join in the song you sing!

[Sickie Ickie]

Over the teeth and through the gums- look out stomach here it comes!

[Just Whisper]

My stomach is full from a bowl of grits,
I hope it doesn't give me the Sh---.

[Sickie Ickie]

Ode to the little brown shack in the back, Oh thank you throne for taking what I sat!

[putrid]

I really like using the indoor plumbing. it's great to have ti'll the toilet starts running.

[Sickie Ickie]

Toilets are neat and toilets are great...though I hate them when they need a snake...

(okay, not quite a rhyme, but sounds good)

[Just Whisper]

I thought you liked snakes Mr Sickie, although most people do find them quite ickie.

[Sickie Ickie]

I think snakes are quite cool, although the venomous ones are usually kept by fools.

[Just Whisper]

While a fool and his money are soon parted,
I find they leave faster right after I've farted.

(Not that I would EVER do such a crass thing, if I have to pass gas I just make my butt sing).

[Sickie Ickie]

Beans Beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.

[Just Whisper]

It would really be fun to have musical fruit
It would whistle at every bite
Or serenade you at dinner time
And sing you to sleep at night.

[Sickie Ickie]

I whistle as I walk to the car
I whistle as I shop in the store
I whistle as I drink in the bar
and whistle through my nose as I snore.

[Just Whisper]

My husband snores so loud at night
but i love him anyway
Cuz I know that soon he'll leave for work
and I can sleep all day

[Sickie Ickie]

Sleeping all day
Must be grand.
But I miss the hay
with a baby in each hand!

[Just Whisper]

A baby in the hand is worth two in the bush

Put them in a carriage cuz their easier to push.

[Clarice]

In England a carriage is called a pram.
Would it be faster to take a tram?

[Sickie Ickie]

Isn't a tram a dirt covered man on the street?
Oh wait- that's TRAMP- I'll take my seat...

[putrid]

Chairs, couches, pillows and more.
If you can't find a seat then sit on the floor.

[Just Whisper]

I can't find a place to sit any more
My floor is covered with tools and props
If I can make it to the basement door
I will go join edwin and drink all the schnapps

[Just Whisper]

Trying to jump start this game....

Schnapps is good but whiskey is better
Pretty girls drink it then take off their sweater

[Sickie Ickie]

No sweaters are good,
My heart's a flutter,
Better take my head
Out of the gutter!

[Just Whisper]

butterflies flutter
they're light as the wind
And they are free to fly
when their wings are not pinned

[Tanta Kringle]

If we could fly free, like the butterfly be. Where might we flee?
A cool place would be key, don’t you agree?
Perhaps by the sea, sipping mai tai’s with glee,
Who would you care to join me?

[chris]

Could it be me next to the sea,
Or will it be a bore next to the shore,

[merryblackfog]

Summers at the shore
Fall is Halloween
Christmas lights decor
and a kick ... snow machine:snowflake:

[estertota]

Snow is falling
All around me
Children playing, having fun
Baby, maybe Santa Claus Davie
will make Christmas snowy gun?

[chris]

Is Santa on the run
with all these toys weighing a ton?

[Rybcon]

Christmas is the time of year
To make the time and spread some cheer
Because of all the things you do
The happiness will fall back on you

[Sickie Ickie]

They say in fall
The hour goes back one
Maybe so all
Can more enjoy fun.

[Just Whisper]

It is fall here in Florida
Or so they do say
And this might be entirely true

But I did Halloween
And Christmas is nigh
And I am still not wearing any shoes

[Sickie Ickie]

Some shoes have velco
Some have laces
But if you don't tie them
You'll fall on your faces!

[Billybones]

Of Santa's face there is no trace
Only Winter's cold embrace
Dreams of summer so far away
Until the thaw inside I'll stay