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Secret Santa
11-19-2007, 01:05 PM
Feeling bad about how I treated the snail in previous years, I searched the garden and found the snail I had been so harsh to.

I apologised to the snail and told him that to make up for Christmas 2005 and 2006 this year I would buy him anything that he wanted as a christmas present.

The snail thought for a moment and said "I would like a red sports car"

Before I could reply he added "And I would like a big S painted on each side"

I agreed to buy the car for him but questioned why he wanted an S on each side.

He replied " Well when I drive down the street I want people to see me and say - look at that S car go!!" (escargot... get it ?? lol) :p

Mummy deer-est
11-19-2007, 05:11 PM
Okay, now you are a funny snail kicker...:D

Sickie Ickie
11-19-2007, 08:58 PM
Yay! I love punny stories!

Blinky
11-21-2007, 07:47 AM
I think I heard that someplace before,lol But it's still funny..