Funny Christmas decorations!

[theedwin]

My little sister sent me this email today, I had to share it with all of you! :D

Read the story before looking at the picture!!

Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations this year

Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.



Kind of feel like I gave in to the man by taking him down but my neighbor did confirm to near miss accidents on the busy street next to my house. I think I made him too real this time



So it was fun while it lasted

http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq158/theedwin/Christmas%2009/Christmasdecorator.jpg

[Just Whisper]

Funny as hell.

[EnlightenedGrinch]

That's hilarious!
Great idea! Although my wife would kill me if I put up something like that.

[Sickie Ickie]

Mine, too! It is funny though. LOL

[EnlightenedGrinch]

It's also the perfect prop to add a "kicking legs" mechanism to.

[Smilodonna]

It's also the perfect prop to add a "kicking legs" mechanism to.

Ha, excellent idea!

[chris]

Edwin wow thats awesome lol!

[SkullyClause]

I think this was intended to be funny but...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-christmas-lights-fail.jpg

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Ha! That's funny!
I haven't seen that pic before.

[Sickie Ickie]

That's certainly a different take! :p

[SkullyClause]

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/christmas_-decorations1.jpeg

[Sickie Ickie]

You know, I was just thinking abut this today. This is one of those things for me while I appreciate the creativity involved, I just don't think Santa should be put into obscene situations. His whole legacy is caring and being an upstanding person we should aspire to.

[SkullyClause]

You know, I was just thinking abut this today. This is one of those things for me while I appreciate the creativity involved, I just don't think Santa should be put into obscene situations. His whole legacy is caring and being an upstanding person we should aspire to.


I believe that's how it ended up on the "Shipment Of Fail" web site. I would agree with you but there is a segment of society that loves the crude sense of humor...how else do you explain Howard Stern? I cant stand the guy but I must be in the minority.

[Craig]

I believe that's how it ended up on the "Shipment Of Fail" web site. I would agree with you but there is a segment of society that loves the crude sense of humor...how else do you explain Howard Stern? I cant stand the guy but I must be in the minority.

I am right there with you on the Howeird Stern thing.


These pics are hillarious though.:)

[Rybcon]

I never cared for Howard Stern. Waste of the air-waves.

[bluexmas]

i have seen the deer verison picture before but gads! not the first one!

[Just Whisper]

I was looking at the first picture again today and thinking to myself...that probably would not be as effective living in a one story house. Not much scary about having to drop 2 feet. LOL Maybe I could make him hanging from one foot, that is scary. hehehe None of my neighbors would come over to help him down. They might sit in their yard and take bets on how long it would take him to fall.

[Bears13]

Lmao, that is great!!