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Elvira
10-07-2009, 12:35 AM
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game. While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be a girl.

We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. idea:
chris
10-07-2009, 08:35 AM
Lol Elvira you may be on to something!:)
Sickie Ickie
10-07-2009, 09:53 AM
Come to think of it, I've never seen any danglies under the deer...
chris
10-07-2009, 11:35 AM
Come to think of it, I've never seen any danglies under the deer...
Good point, I will check my reindeer tonight when I get home!:D
Elvira
10-07-2009, 02:39 PM
Good point, I will check my reindeer tonight when I get home!:D

Drum rollllll........... well Chris... the answer is? lol
chris
10-07-2009, 03:08 PM
Drum rollllll........... well Chris... the answer is? lol
Lol I am not at home yet!:D
Wiggy
10-07-2009, 07:26 PM
I seem to remember some Hollywood trivia that said that they almost always use female reindeer in Christmas movies. Now we know why!
EnlightenedGrinch
10-07-2009, 08:18 PM
Well....men go bald and wear toupees to cover it up. Maybe male reindeer do the same thing with "Prancer's Amazing Spray-On Antlers". :D
Just Whisper
10-07-2009, 08:49 PM
Or maybe it is female deer and they have Prancer's amazing spray on genitals. (Holly, you may not read this post until you are 16.)
Elvira
10-07-2009, 10:13 PM
hmmmm I'm thinkin Chris should be home by now? lol
Sickie Ickie
10-08-2009, 07:35 AM
He's a man...he prob lost his way. LOL
chris
10-08-2009, 08:02 AM
Lol found out you maybe right Elvira, didn't see anything? :)Might just have to add to him!?idea: "scalpel please" are you a doctor? " no, but I did save alot of money on my Christmas props by joining Christmas Fan Cub!":green:
Sickie Ickie
10-08-2009, 08:04 AM
Lmao!!!! .
EnlightenedGrinch
10-08-2009, 08:32 PM
So pulling Santa's sleigh is really just a "Girl's Night Out" for reindeer?
I guess that works out since they're used to going to the bathroom together anyway!
Papa Noel
10-08-2009, 09:01 PM
ROFLMAO I'm laughing so hard I can't breath.
Elvira
10-08-2009, 09:24 PM
Ok Chris.... what are ya gonna use for that? PVC and monster mud? LOL
chris
10-09-2009, 10:46 AM
Lol lots of monster mud!
theedwin
10-09-2009, 11:50 PM
Chris, remember, they are 8 "tiny" reindeer. Not tiny "8" reindeer.....
Elvira
10-09-2009, 11:58 PM
Chris, remember, they are 8 "tiny" reindeer. Not tiny "8" reindeer.....

LOL I am not even touching this one.
chris
10-10-2009, 08:09 AM
Chris, remember, they are 8 "tiny" reindeer. Not tiny "8" reindeer.....
Lol ok you guys are starting to lose me...:)
Elvira
10-10-2009, 10:27 AM
Its ok Chris... I'm sure size doesn't matter lol
EnlightenedGrinch
10-12-2009, 05:46 PM
They're probably small anyway. I've never heard anyone brag about being "hung like a deer".................
Elvira
10-12-2009, 07:06 PM
They're probably small anyway. I've never heard anyone brag about being "hung like a deer".................

LMAO! Omg, that is too funny.

Course you haven't we already came to the conclusion all of them are female. :)
theedwin
10-12-2009, 09:32 PM
The female parts don't look very big either Elvira! ROFL!!!
Elvira
10-13-2009, 01:13 AM
:D did I mention I buy band-aids in bulk!
Sickie Ickie
10-13-2009, 11:21 AM
those darn 'skeeter bites. LOL
Goofy
11-03-2010, 06:41 AM
nothing like a pack of eight women dressed in leather harnesses going for a night on the world!!
bluexmas
11-24-2010, 08:07 PM
hahahahahhahahahahha. i have not stop laughing since I started reading this whole bit. OMG!
chris
11-24-2010, 08:18 PM
nothing like a pack of eight women dressed in leather harnesses going for a night on the world!!

Lol way to funny!!!:)