Questions

[Clarice]

All posts in this game must be in the form of a question. I'll start.

How many Deckers does it take to put up a Christmas tree?

[putrid]

How heavy is the tree?

[theedwin]

Where is the tree going to be?

[Sickie Ickie]

Is the tree going somewhere?

[DanoNJ]

Is the tree live or artificial?

[Sickie Ickie]

Is artificial considered anti-live?

[EnlightenedGrinch]

By "put up" do you mean set it up for the season or take it down and box it up??

[theedwin]

When does the tree have to be put up by?

[Sickie Ickie]

Who puts up with a tree besides Deckers?

[chris]

are the Deckers the same color as the tree?

[bethene]

How tall is the tree?

[bethene]

Which deckers are going to be putting up the tree?

[DanoNJ]

Does the tree have a skirt? (or slacks)

[theedwin]

Can we drink beer while putting up the tree?

[Just Whisper]

Are you going to get drunk and try to look up the tree's skirt?

[chris]

LOL!!! Are you going to keep drinking while putting the bells on the tree?

[EnlightenedGrinch]

What does it mean if I look up the tree's skirt and see wood??

[chris]

Do the deckers cross dress the tree?

[bethene]

Or are the deckers cross dressers?

[theedwin]

Are the deckers sharing ideas of how to Erect the tree?

[Sickie Ickie]

Did you just say erect?

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Would it help to erect the tree by putting Viagra in it's water??

[Sickie Ickie]

wouldn't that make its branches stiff?

[chris]

would the stiff branches help?

[theedwin]

Are we scaring all of the new Deckers away with our questions?

[Sickie Ickie]

Do they know what a Decker is?

[EnlightenedGrinch]

If this talk scares them are they actually worthy to be called a Decker??

[theedwin]

When can we get some answers to our questions?

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Ask.com Maybe???

[Just Whisper]

If they really like the questions what does that make them?

[theedwin]

Are we still talking about the tree?

[Sickie Ickie]

Don't they know Deckers are people who Decorate for Christmas?

[Just Whisper]

Then what are double deckers?

[theedwin]

If I just type something in here and put a question mark at the end, is that really a question?

[chris]

Is it ok if we keep talking about the deckers?

[bethene]

why not about haunters?

[Just Whisper]

Can I talk about chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream?

[theedwin]

Can you send each of us a sample JW?

[Just Whisper]

Who do you think I look like? JW Samples?

[chris]

Can we start over?:)

[theedwin]

Why would we want to start over?

[Just Whisper]

Over what?

[putrid]

If you start the tree over does that make you a double decker?

[Just Whisper]

If you eat double stuffed Oreos while riding a 2-tiered bus to a 2-story house to put the tree up again......does THAT make you a double decker?

[theedwin]

If you dip your chip and take a bite, then dip your chip again while putting up the tree for the second time, would that make you a double dipper double decker?

[putrid]

Would the chips have to be corn or potato?

[Sickie Ickie]

Do wood chips count?

[chris]

If wood chips count, can they count higher than 10?

[Sickie Ickie]

Did yo know in gymnastics 10 is no longer good enough?

[putrid]

Will they ever poll volt with a Christmas tree?

[theedwin]

When I feed my AAT's tortilla corn chips, why would I eat anything else?

[chris]

Can they have salsa will thier chips?

[putrid]

Would empty salsa containers make great Christmas decorations?

[Just Whisper]

Would empty salsa containers make great Christmas gifts?

[theedwin]

Why do customers at movie theatres not like Salsa? Why do they always want extra Cheese? WHY?????????

[chris]

Do customers put cheese on their chocolate raisens:D:D!!!!

[putrid]

Would cheese covered chololate raisens pop like chestnuts on an open fire?

[Just Whisper]

Why will Putrid play "Questions" with us but not "Who will post next"?think: And does he know we like playing with him? blush:

[putrid]

If i answer that question wouldn't I be disqualified from this game?

[Just Whisper]

How many deckers does it take to decorate a deck on a dock?

[putrid]

How long can they swim holding a strand of lights?

[EnlightenedGrinch]

If they decorate the deck on the dock, wouldn't they be called "Dockers"?

[putrid]

If dockers deck a dock would knockers deck a door?

[bethene]

if they docked the boat, would they be called boaters decking the dock?

[Just Whisper]

If the lights were plugged in while swimming in the water to deck the dock then wouldn't their knockers and their dockers all be fried?

[theedwin]

If it were a double decker boat, and they docked the double decker at a double decker dock, then decked the dock 2 times, would that be a double decker double docker double decker? think:

[Just Whisper]

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/CBSA/smileyvault-cute-big-smiley-animated-079.gif (http://www.smileyvault.com/)

Does anyone have any aspirin?

[chris]

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/CBSA/smileyvault-cute-big-smiley-animated-079.gif (http://www.smileyvault.com/)

Does anyone have any aspirin?
LOL!!! If the dockers and deckers were fried with lights in their hand while in the water would the double decker boat have aspirin aboard in one of the double decker cabinits?:)

[Just Whisper]

Why do cats have whiskers?

[putrid]

If all the double decker double dockers have double D knockers would they float so the cat's don't get wet?

[theedwin]

Why can't I think of any questions?

[chris]

Will the cats help the deckers run the boat?

[theedwin]

Does Dano deck his boat?

[Just Whisper]

Do cats wear dockers or have double D knockers?

[chris]

Do cats wear dockers or have double D knockers?
LOL!!!! Sorry i'll try on the next one LOL!!!!

[putrid]

Do cats who wear dockers and have double D knockers pilot double decker decked out boats?

(LMAO Just Whisper)

[EnlightenedGrinch]

If I punch out a decorator on a boat would that be a "Decked decker on the deck"?
Oh, what the heck.........

[Sickie Ickie]

why are these questions so violent?

[Clarice]

Are double D knockers violent?

[theedwin]

Are double D knockers what I think they are?

[Clarice]

That depends, what do you think they are?

[theedwin]

Are they things that hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow, can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier, do Doube D Knockers hang low?

[The Halloween Goblin]

:) Do Double D knockers bang a lot?

[putrid]

Double D knockers and hooters are the same to me, but do they get in the way when you deck out a tree?

[chris]

If they are in the way do the Deckers move the knockers to get to the tree?

[theedwin]

Why won't my Double D Knockers stop saying "WHO WHO"?

[Clarice]

Do Deckers deck the tree with Double D's?

[Just Whisper]

Why don't batteries come in DD?

[Clarice]

Would double D batteries double your Christmas power?

[chris]

Would it be enough power to turn the tree?

[Clarice]

Into what?

[Just Whisper]

Are you trying to turn the tree into the driveway?

[putrid]

Is that the easiest way to get it in the house?

[Just Whisper]

The driveway or the tree?

[theedwin]

How big would DD batteries be?

[Clarice]

About the size of a cantaloupe?

[putrid]

If you grow your own double D cantaloupes would they stay fresh long enough to be used as ornaments on a Christmas tree?

[theedwin]

What would happen if you hung the double D cantaloupes from Putrid's Stalactite tree?

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Would you end up with Double D Stalactaloupes??

[putrid]

If you hung enough of them would it look like a large cluster of grapes?

[Just Whisper]

If the person hanging double D cantaloupes on a tree was a DD would that make it double hung?

[putrid]

If DD was married to IP would that make it an internet tree?

[Just Whisper]

When can we stop talking about the tree?

[putrid]

Would you like to talk about plum pudding?

[Clarice]

Is plum pudding really made from plums?

[putrid]

Why is plum a fruit and a term that means level and what would they call the pudding if it was unlevel?

[theedwin]

Can we talk about being Double hung?

[putrid]

If it was double hung would it still be plum?

[Just Whisper]

Do cats like plum pudding?

[putrid]

Are cats plum crazy?

[theedwin]

Do cats like anything?

[Just Whisper]

Did you know my cute little kitty is sitting here trying to get me to come to bed?

[theedwin]

Is 42 really the meaning of life?

[Just Whisper]

Isn't 42 the age at which you can finally quit trying to act like a teenager and actually enjoy life?

[chris]

If i am 32 does that meen i have 10 more years before i have to grow up.:twisted:

[putrid]

What happens if your 46 and refuse to grow up?

[Just Whisper]

What happens if I tell Chris he is correct and tell putrid that it usually ends in divorce?

[chris]

What if I agree with Putrid would my wife understand?:)

[Sickie Ickie]

What if I'm just a kid with more responsibility?

[chris]

What if Sickie is telling the truth?

[putrid]

What if I want to be a kid too?

[chris]

Would it be Ok if me, Putrid, Sickie, and Edwin could act like children LOL!!!

[putrid]

Can we go to wal marts and turn every animated Christmas thing in the store on?

[theedwin]

What if I already did that Putrid? Can I ask 3 questions, since this question is the second question I ask? Will I break any rules?

[theedwin]

Did we ever name that elf?

[Just Whisper]

Isn't it true that you guys already act like children? And isn't it also true that there is no S on the end of WalMart? (jk Putrid) And wouldn't I be correct if I stated that edwin got to ask a lot of questions and I also wanted to ask a lot of questions? And I also am wondering...did we in fact ever name that elf?

[putrid]

Can I ask more than one question? If the speed of light is the fastest speed in the universe but nothing can go faster than what propels it then wouldn't what makes light go fast be faster than light?

[theedwin]

Did I open a can of question worms?

[Just Whisper]

Can you fish with question worms?

[chris]

My question is if you fish with question worms will the fish question the worms or will the fish question themselfs about the question worms?think:

[putrid]

If the fish start to question the universe around them will they become smart enough to fish for us?

[putrid]

Would fish call fishing for us 'peopling'?

[chris]

If peopling became legal would fish have to get a permit?

[Just Whisper]

If fish could people would they use ribeyes and fried chicken for bait? Or would they use bottles of beer?

[chris]

Could people pick how they would like thier ribeye?

[putrid]

Would the fish take your order first?

[theedwin]

If fish were to people as people were to fish, and if people use worms and fish use beer, what would be used if the local bait shop went out of business?

[putrid]

Wouldn't that depend on weather or not you lived above or below the water line?

[theedwin]

Is there a way that I can answer questions on this game?

[Just Whisper]

wouldn't i still be asking a question if I told you yes?

[putrid]

If you made your answer in the form of a question like I did with 'plum pudding' would that still be an answer or another question?

[Clarice]

If you answer all the questions and question all the answers would there be anything left to ask?

[Just Whisper]

If we run out of questions can we start a game about cats?

[putrid]

Would cat's make good Christmas decorations?

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Why do I even read this thread??

[bethene]

What do I ask now???

[Just Whisper]

Are cat claws and santa claws the same thing?

[putrid]

Would Santa sleep in your Christmas tree?

[Just Whisper]

If Santa wears a red suit, is he a communist? (Arlo Guthrie said it, don't hit me, okay?)

[theedwin]

Are Fire Engines also communists?

[putrid]

Are cranberries and apples communist?

[bethene]

are candy canes only half communist?

[putrid]

(science fact: everything gives off light) Because we all give off inferred light does that make everyone on the planet communist?

[Just Whisper]

Don't you think red fire engines are the absolute most coolest awsomest thing in the US?

[theedwin]

Have you ever toured an aircraft carrier? :D

[Just Whisper]

Wasn't my father in the navy and me in the air force? What do you think? Surely you don't think AC carriers are more sexy than Fire Trucks?

[theedwin]

Why would I think that a boat (sorry, ship) the size of Rhode Island carrying enough "Seamen" to populate an entire city wouldn't be more sexy than a firetruck??????? Ummm, I dunno???? Could you explain it? Aren't there a few more "nooks" and "crannies" in an air craft carrier? Aren't we talking about the NAVY here? LOL? ROFL???

[theedwin]

Can I change the subject?

[theedwin]

are there nooks and crannies (and Seamen) in Santa's Sleigh?

[Just Whisper]

When friends call you at 2 in the morning from Greece and need an emergency airline ticket is that grounds for killing them?

[putrid]

Would you be able to post from prison?

[Just Whisper]

Would you miss me if I couldn't?

[Sickie Ickie]

Can't we have the rifle sight straightened so we can't miss you?

[putrid]

Can we have a Christmas tree in a cell?

[Sickie Ickie]

haven't you heard of a tree cell in biology?

[Just Whisper]

What do trees sell in biology?

[putrid]

I can't add in biology, can trees sell in math?

[Just Whisper]

If a tree sells something and nobody sees it does the cash register still go ca-ching?

[theedwin]

Do cash registers still go ca-ching?

[putrid]

Do computerized cash registers us binary or buynary code?

[Sickie Ickie]

Do all cash registers have codes and sneeze, or are they healthy and work cheerfully?

[Just Whisper]

When registers cough, do they cough up cash?

[chris]

If they cough up cash can i keep the extra change?

[putrid]

What would you change to?

[theedwin]

Speaking of change, where is THAT CHANGE?????????

[putrid]

Doesn't that usually happen between the ages of 12 and 13?

[Sickie Ickie]

do some people ever change?

[putrid]

If I changed into a suit and tie would that change me?

[theedwin]

Does Putrid even own a suit and tie?

[Just Whisper]

who are we tying up?

[theedwin]

Do Christmas lights that blink randomly really blink randomly? Or is there some higher Christmas presence making them "appear" to blink randomly?

[bethene]

does anyone know "The Night Before Christmass " by heart, and why can't I remember all of it?

[Just Whisper]

Do I look like I know The Night Before Christmas by heart?

[putrid]

Would staring at flashing Christmas lights help me remember?

[Sickie Ickie]

or would that just cause a seizure?

[putrid]

Will they ever come out with LED C7 and C9 replacement bulbs for standard strands?

[Just Whisper]

If I stare at the flashing lights and have a seizure would I then remember The Nightmare Before Christmas instead?

[putrid]

Would you say a few verses from 'The night before Christmas' then sing a song from 'The nightmare before Christmas'?

[theedwin]

Is what you want to hear Bethene or Putrid?

YouTube - not even a mouse

[putrid]

Why does the girl bear sound like a guy bear? Is the guy bear a ventriloquies?

[Sickie Ickie]

or is he in drag?

[putrid]

If a ventriloquies dresses in drag and has a dummy of the opposite sex is the ventriloquies still preforming as a ventriloquies when the ventriloquies talks as well?

[Sickie Ickie]

yes? .

[Just Whisper]

sickie, am I LMAO?

Why can't I think of any questions?think:

[Papa Noel]

The Question Is.... What was the question?think:

[putrid]

Wasn't the question 'would you like to play a game'?

[Just Whisper]

Would I? What kind of game?

[theedwin]

Can anyone win at Tic Tac Toe? (or is it To?)

[theedwin]

Why is this website SO SLOOOOOOOWWWW tonight? (and why is Halloween Forum SOOO slow tonight as well???)

Why can I drink a beer faster than the page loads? (why do we all know the reason I can drink a beer so fast?) Why am I laughing? Why am I asking 6 questions?

[putrid]

Can we play Tic Tac Tow with questions?

[Just Whisper]

how many ways can we spell tick tack toe?

[Sickie Ickie]

Can one have a hangnail in their tick tack toe?

[Just Whisper]

how about a hang-OVER?

[Papa Noel]

Whats Hanging Over?

[Just Whisper]

Is it santa's tummy hanging over his pants?

[chris]

Is Santa going to get a bigger pant size this year?

[bethene]

Does santa have "plumbers crack"?

[Sickie Ickie]

Are all plumbers on crack?

[chris]

Can anybody be a plumber if they have crack?

[putrid]

Is it called a cloudy moon if your wearing underwear and bend over like that?

[theedwin]

Why can't I stop laughing at all these questions?

[bethene]

Could these questions get any zanier?+

[EnlightenedGrinch]

What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?

[chris]

Do planes really need wings?

[putrid]

Why doesn't a wood plain need wings?

[chris]

Why does Red Bull give you wings?

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Since it has a bull on the can, are they "buffalo wings" ??

[Elvira]

Lets wing it and call it a bullfalo

[theedwin]

Why is Red Bull so expensive?

[chris]

Can I fly if I drink a RedBull?

[bethene]

Where do you want to fly?

[putrid]

Would you be the one who flew over the coo coo's nest?

[chris]

Would it be ok if more joined me?

[putrid]

Are buying the Red Bull?

[theedwin]

Why Oh Why did I ever live in Buffalo??????

[putrid]

Did they take your wings in Buffalo?

( my above post was supposed to read 'Are you buying...talk about the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing. LOL)

[chris]

where is buffalo and can you have your wings back?

[Sickie Ickie]

If you have wings, can ya sings?

[putrid]

Can you sing and fly at the same time?

[Sickie Ickie]

Can you sing with your fly undone?

[chris]

Can you sing riding on a buffalo?

[putrid]

Would a buffalo pull a sleigh?

[chris]

Would there by anything in the sleigh while the buffalo is pulling it?

[putrid]

Could Santa drive a sleigh with eight huge buffalo?

[chris]

Could Santa have more luck using buffalo wild wings!

[theedwin]

If you can kill 2 birds with one stone, can you kill 2 stones with one bird?

[putrid]

If the buffalo had wild wings and started throwing birds and stones could Santa still control the sleigh?

[Sickie Ickie]

Now where did Santa put his remote control?

[chris]

What will Santas remote controler do?

[putrid]

Would it keep the buffalos from getting wild wings?

[chris]

Can the wild wings on the buffalo change colors?

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Do the wild wings on the buffalo cause them to sow their wild oats?

[Sickie Ickie]

You sew your oats?

[putrid]

If you sew your wild oats like a buffalo would your wings turn colors too?

[Just Whisper]

Can you eat your wild buffalo wings while you sew oats and throw stones?

[Sickie Ickie]

Sew your oats and dolts eat bolts and little lambs eat ivy...wouldn't you?

[putrid]

Do we keep throwing the birds along with the stones wile we eat oats, bolts and sheep?

[chris]

Do sheep use the bolts to hold the oats while the birds eat alone next to the stones.

[putrid]

With everything eating and holding and standing next to stones what do the buffalo get to do?

[Sickie Ickie]

make road apples?