The NEW 2009 Christmas Story...........

[EnlightenedGrinch]

Add three words of your own to continue this story about Christmas.
Here we go.......

"Ho, ho, ho"...

[Sickie Ickie]

Said the fat

[DanoNJ]

woman pretending to

[chris]

make it look

[Sickie Ickie]

her way again.

[EnlightenedGrinch]

She bent over....

[bethene]

and picked up

[DanoNJ]

a small shiny

[chris]

that did a

[Sickie Ickie]

blinding flashing twisty

[bethene]

type of display

[theedwin]

that only a

[chris]

thing that turned

[Sickie Ickie]

round and round

[EnlightenedGrinch]

could ever do.

[Just Whisper]

***Wow, I'd love to play this game, but you guys have lost me already on this one. Please read the post before yours and make sure you are making at least some sense. Then read yours again for the same reason. LOL ***think:

[bethene]

JW, I TRY to make sense, but some times I just don't know how! LOL!
new sentence, hummm......
Santa said to

[Just Whisper]

the fat lady...



(and it wasn't you Bethene, LOL)

[Sickie Ickie]

Why are you

[bethene]

asking me to

[Just Whisper]

give you the

[Sickie Ickie]

present wrapped up

[theedwin]

in some old

[Mummy deer-est]

dirty tissue paper?

[chris]

The big guy

[Just Whisper]

handed the woman

[bethene]

a new pair

[Just Whisper]

of Chuck Norris's

[Sickie Ickie]

num-chucks and then

[DanoNJ]

dashed off into

[theedwin]

the blistering cold

[Just Whisper]

singing this song:

[DanoNJ]

"When we meet

[Just Whisper]

a polar bear,

[bethene]

don't shake his

[Just Whisper]

paw, or you'll

[Mummy deer-est]

cry and die."

[EnlightenedGrinch]

She hadn't gone...

[DanoNJ]

to meet him

[chris]

in the bushes

[Sickie Ickie]

since that incident.

[chris]

The next day

[EnlightenedGrinch]

she put on

[DanoNJ]

her favorite dress

[theedwin]

and danced a

[Sickie Ickie]

merry little jig

[Just Whisper]

while excitedly thinking

[DanoNJ]

about last night's

[Just Whisper]

encounter with Santa.

[Mummy deer-est]

She was very

[theedwin]

"Excited" about how

[Just Whisper]

well he handled

[EnlightenedGrinch]

her voluptuous, heaving

[Just Whisper]

boobies. These seabirds (please wikipedia boobies before continuing LOL)

[EnlightenedGrinch]

are indiginous to

(Did I spell "indiginous" right??)

[theedwin]

areas north of

[chris]

the big red

[Just Whisper]

chewing gum factory.

[theedwin]

But all the

[chris]

little people had

[Sickie Ickie]

chewed their Gum (note I put a *G* in that word!)

[chris]

wail hammering, drilling,

[theedwin]

and especially "NAILING"

[chris]

away at the

[Just Whisper]

pile of toys (yes, edwin, I caught that inference, LOL)

[DanoNJ]

Just then, out

[chris]

out of the

[DanoNJ]

, out of nowhere

[Sickie Ickie]

came a loud

[EnlightenedGrinch]

STUTTER! Everyone wondered

[Sickie Ickie]

What was that

[chris]

in the alley

[Sickie Ickie]

behind the rusted

[Just Whisper]

old sleigh that

[Sickie Ickie]

made that silly

[DanoNJ]

sound that reminds

[EnlightenedGrinch]

some folks of

[Just Whisper]

reindeer tap dancing?

[theedwin]

(cheating here)

'Twas a GIANT

[chris]

red bag filled

[Just Whisper]

with wind-up toys,

[bethene]

that were used

[EnlightenedGrinch]

to entertain the

[Sickie Ickie]

elves with long

[Just Whisper]

working hours, helping

[Sickie Ickie]

build the wooden

[chris]

cars, drums, wagons

[Sickie Ickie]

in the shop.

[bethene]

Then santa went

[chris]

to check the

[Sickie Ickie]

generator at the

[bethene]

Elves lodge , when

[Just Whisper]

a heavy, wet

[theedwin]

stocking fell on

[bethene]

Mrs Santa, who

[theedwin]

got grossed out

[chris]

by the color

[EnlightenedGrinch]

of the mold

[theedwin]

now stuck to

[Papa Noel]

her sugar cookies

[chris]

and the back

[Just Whisper]

of her dress.

[bethene]

The sleigh was

[chris]

sitting empty next

[Just Whisper]

to where (Mrs. Claus)...is that one word?

[chris]

was about to

[bethene]

make the reindeer

[EnlightenedGrinch]

do their "business"

[chris]

, but then out

[Sickie Ickie]

of the blue

[Just Whisper]

a swirling snowstorm

[bethene]

blew into town

[theedwin]

and froze everything

[EnlightenedGrinch]

to a standstill.

[Just Whisper]

The reindeer couldn't

[bethene]

get the sleigh

[Just Whisper]

back inside the

[bethene]

door of the

[Just Whisper]

huge reindeer barn,

[bethene]

where santa was

[Just Whisper]

desperately packing the

[EnlightenedGrinch]

"Samsonite" suitcase that

[theedwin]

he stole from

[chris]

the closed pawnshop

[Sickie Ickie]

that Edwin Ran.

[theedwin]

To get even,

[Just Whisper]

the elves traded

EDIT>>>Skip this and go to Bethene's post.

[bethene]

edwin took the

[EnlightenedGrinch]

think:(wait a minute--I'm lost now......)think:

[Just Whisper]

I think Bethene and i posted at the same time. Use hers.

Snowmobile from Santa's

[theedwin]

stable and drove

[EnlightenedGrinch]

to the Thrift

[Just Whisper]

shop, knowing sickie

[bethene]

was there buying

[Just Whisper]

fake reindeer poop.

[bethene]

Sickie took the

[Just Whisper]

real label off

[theedwin]

the glue sticks

[Just Whisper]

and put them

[chris]

on the poop

[theedwin]

. Complaints about "poopy"

[bethene]

were sent to

[theedwin]

Sickie himself because

[Sickie Ickie]

the new color

[bethene]

didn't match what

[theedwin]

the "label" said.

[bethene]

The elve decided

[theedwin]

enough was enough

[Sickie Ickie]

and began to

[bethene]

make his own

[Sickie Ickie]

secretive glowing formula

[theedwin]

, but "GLOWED" himself

[theedwin]

into oblivion, but

(I posted twice because I find this interesting and no one else is posting)

(don't make me post a third time or this may get a bit boring)

[EnlightenedGrinch]

was transformed into

[Sickie Ickie]

a most unusual

[chris]

looking, fat, old,

[bethene]

snowman , who proceeded

[Just Whisper]

to freeze everything

[EnlightenedGrinch]

in his path.

[theedwin]

Meanwhile, back at

[EnlightenedGrinch]

the sweat shop,

[bethene]

the reindeer were

[Just Whisper]

gathering batteries, hoping

[EnlightenedGrinch]

the "Already Animated

[theedwin]

Things would kick

[chris]

, jump, spin,,move,

[Just Whisper]

and motivate santa

[theedwin]

to carve up

[Just Whisper]

the christmas roast,

[EnlightenedGrinch]

and serve it

[theedwin]

instead of cookies

[Just Whisper]

covered in mold.

[Sickie Ickie]

Of course moldy

[EnlightenedGrinch]

cookies do make

[bethene]

a great reindeer

[theedwin]

"pile" that is

[Just Whisper]

perfect revenge for

[chris]

the big blue

[Sickie Ickie]

whale of a

[bethene]

tale that santa

[theedwin]

tells the kids. surprise:

[bethene]

The naughty children

[Just Whisper]

stole the AATs,

[EnlightenedGrinch]

and removed their

[theedwin]

copper to sell

[Sickie Ickie]

on the black

[bethene]

black market that

[Just Whisper]

Santa was secretly

[chris]

trying to keep

[theedwin]

(I didn't know there was a "black black" market..)

quiet since he

[EnlightenedGrinch]

knew Mrs. Claus

[bethene]

was secretly giving
(well Edwin, that is worse than a plain ole' black market!LOL)

[theedwin]

tips on how

[chris]

to make those

[bethene]

sneaky, little elves

[EnlightenedGrinch]

stop licking the

[theedwin]

extremely large balls

[Sickie Ickie]

of popcorn before

[chris]

they got gas

[theedwin]

and stunk up

[EnlightenedGrinch]

their litter boxes.

[Sickie Ickie]

Well trained they

[theedwin]

are, said Yoda

[Sickie Ickie]

as he drank

[EnlightenedGrinch]

the purple eggnog

[chris]

and dancing like

[Sickie Ickie]

ants were in

[bethene]

the seat of

[Craig]

His neon britches

[theedwin]

It wasn't ants

[Just Whisper]

making him squirm.

[chris]

it was the

[Just Whisper]

AATs in his

[Craig]

orange striped socks

[theedwin]

that were squirming.

[bethene]

The snow kept

[EnlightenedGrinch]

falling and drifting

[theedwin]

so did the

[Just Whisper]

drunken elves that

[chris]

were looking down

[EnlightenedGrinch]

their empty bottles

[Craig]

SOOOOOO broken heartedly

[bethene]

with tears in

[theedwin]

in their beers

[Sickie Ickie]

letting their fears

[EnlightenedGrinch]

fall on deaf

[bethene]

ears, when suddenly

[chris]

there was a

[Sickie Ickie]

jeer(s) from beyond

[chris]

saying" let there

[theedwin]

be careers" for

[Just Whisper]

elves and reindeer

[Sickie Ickie]

who are smart

[EnlightenedGrinch]

and drink beer

[Just Whisper]

. Then Child Welfare

[theedwin]

was called because

[Sickie Ickie]

somebody couldn't keep

[Just Whisper]

a secret. Grinch

[theedwin]

was arrested by

[chris]

the animal control

[bethene]

guys who told

[Just Whisper]

Mrs Clause not

[theedwin]

to worry about

[bethene]

what happened to

[chris]

the three of

[EnlightenedGrinch]

spades Grinch was

[bethene]

hiding in his

[Just Whisper]

sexy neoprene tights.

[theedwin]

But Grinch was

[Just Whisper]

more concerned with